A merger of equals

Yes, tis a great day for internet sex tape industry. Tis a great day when the creative genius behind “1 Night in Paris” and the leading lady of Pam and Tommy’s “Honeymoon Video” are given the green light to join forces by the Clark County Marriage License Bureau:

Onetime “Baywatch” beauty Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, a former boyfriend of Paris Hilton, applied for and were granted a marriage license in Las Vegas on Saturday, the syndicated TV show “Access Hollywood” has reported.

This high-profile collaboration promises to result in the most downloaded video ever, surpassing the heights set by Paris Hilton’s night vision masterpiece. No wonder Paris has been looking so glum lately.

3 Responses to “A merger of equals”

  1. LBYB October 2, 2007 at 10:01 am #

    Neither of them are aging well….

    LBYB

  2. Beth October 2, 2007 at 5:35 pm #

    Unbelievable!

    Pammy has become a caricature of her own caricature! (And like LBYB said, not aging well. At all.)

  3. La BellaDonna October 3, 2007 at 5:16 pm #

    Ms. Anderson may not be aging well, but she certainly is aging thoroughly.