A worthy cause

The current going rate for drug-addled British rock stars: £15000 ($30000) for a private concert and double that price for a modelling gig.  Do you think if we all pitch in we could raise enough money to pay him to take a bath?

I wash my head in a toilet bowl

2 Responses to “A worthy cause”

  1. Molls February 23, 2008 at 2:37 pm #

    Forget about a bath, let’s see if we can pay the paps not to take pictures of him.

  2. Phyllis February 24, 2008 at 11:44 am #

    How Kate Moss can be willing to wake up next to this guy is beyond me.