Adriana Lima, becoming old ball and chain

July 20, 2008 in Sports stars, Super Models with 6 Comments

Get off me, you hag!

Studies have shown that the average man would gladly give their right arm to have Adriana Lima slobber lovingly all over their remaining arm.  Yet here we have her new fiance looking like he picked the door with the dud prize.  What’s going on here? Does she have mortifying hygiene issues?  Does she hog the remote control AND the covers? Is she secretly a troll?  Tell us man, tell us what is so lacking about this relationship. We don’t want other men making the same mistake with these defective Victoria’s Secret models!

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6 Responses to “Adriana Lima, becoming old ball and chain”

  1. Natalie July 21, 2008 at 1:13 pm #

    To paraphrase Chris Rock, no matter how beautiful and desirable the woman, somewhere there’s a guy who’s sick of her sh!t.

  2. ChaChaHeels July 23, 2008 at 10:36 am #

    Maybe someone called him “Mr. Lima”.

  3. Steph July 25, 2008 at 3:10 pm #

    He said that she is sweet but he isnt that into her. You can tell by EVERY pic he is seen in with her he always looks miserable.

  4. Morgan August 3, 2008 at 10:47 pm #

    I can’t believe how unhappy he looks…does he not see who’s standing next to him?!? In the first picture it looks like he just walked into a porta-potty. This is ridiculous.lol

  5. d June 16, 2009 at 6:02 am #

    The dude changed his religion to be able to marry her so he clearly loves her a lot. He might not be comfortable around strangers. Also, knowing damn well how people are saying, “damn, she is with HIM?!” might be showing in his face, too.

  6. raincoaster June 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm #

    Maybe it’s just that he can’t see her wallet from that angle?