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It must be awful to have an ass so numb that you can’t tell when it isn’t even in your pants. What’s he been doing with it?
Is he wearing tighty whities under his boxer briefs? what’s with the VPL??
And how in god’s name do they stay up? Are they attached to a necklace in the front?
Oh, that drives me insane. I was walking into a Canadian Tire yesterday right behind a kid whose pants were down below his bum, and it took every ounce of my will to not forcibly haul up his pants for him.
Seriously — if your jeans hang a little low, and a smidge of your waistband shows, that can look good in a casual, Mark Wahlberg sort of way. But pants hanging down below your actual bum?
We wore some pretty stupid fashions in the 80’s and 90’s, but this one has seriously got to take the cake.
I think so. It’s like wearing a hobble skirt around your testes. That can’t be comfortable.