Andre Agassi, man of the world
For all his good work through the Andre Agassi Charitable Foundation, and possibly his entertaining court antics throughout the years, Andre Agassi has been awarded with…wait for it….a plastic desk globe. Either Bill Clinton’s people were trying to make a strong symbolic statement with this Clinton Global Citizen Award or they figured that Andre would appreciate something round and shiny like his head.
Don’t you hate it when you’ve gone through all the trouble to create a new award, and you ralize at the last minute that you forgot to go out and buy the trophy, and it turns out the only place you can find open on a Sunday is a Learning Express? Andre should feel lucky; it was that or the ferris wheel Bill made out of K’NEX.