Are you here about my playgroup ad?

“Right, now how fluent in Spanish are you again? We’re in the middle of reading Cien años de soledad at the moment.”
“Mommy!!! This lady is scaring me.”
“What about food preferences? Are you a fan of macrobiotic snacks? Have a favourite Michelin starred chef?”
“Mommy!!!!!!!! I wanna go home! Now!!!!!!!!”
“Wait..don’t go! I don’t even know if you’re compatible with Apple & Moses fashion-wise! Who are you wearing? Any thoughts on the latest Little Marc collection? Bubble sleeves with wedge heel boots – yay or nay?!?”
Have you perfected pranayama breathing yet, young man? Hmmm?
Which is your favorite asana?
Oh, the rabbit? I can see this is not going to work.
It’s Lucien Malfoy!