Arsenic and Old Leather and Lace

Lois Aldrin rocks the bedazzled Canadian Tuxedo

Lois Aldrin rocks the bedazzled Canadian Tuxedo

Yay! Look everybody: it’s Ayyyy favorite Lois Aldrin, with her trophy husband, Buzz. It’s always nice to see a familiar face, even if the eyes are getting farther and farther apart.

Toast Lois and her boytoy with a few Leather and Lace shooters. Lois would do a tray of these entirely hands-free, you know she would.

I’d be the filling in a Steve Jobs/Jeff Goldblum sandwich (Lolebrity)

The Lord of the Kingdom of the Undead does not approve of this floozy (Ayyyy)

Roundup of news from Japan (raincoaster)

Matthew McConaughey is turning into a greyhound before our eyes (AgentBedhead)

Joan Jett is better than RedBull (BusyBeeBlogger)

Olivia Wilde thinks she can upgrade from an Italian prince (CelebDirtyLaundry)

She looks like Crispin Glover in an Edith Prickley costume (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay Lohan will stop at nothing (CelebrityVIPLounge)

Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Chef? (DailyStab)

Disney is REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel (EarSucker)

They may be immortal, but they’re still not taking any chances (FitFabCeleb)

Scary clownceleb faces (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Celebrities care! Or at least fake it plausibly! (HaveUHeard)

The latest in celebrity injustices (HollywoodHiccups)

Tony Dunzo (INeedMyFix)

Justin Timberlake has a new plus one (MathewGuiver)

Martha Stewart is a surrogramma (TheSkinny)



2 Responses to “Arsenic and Old Leather and Lace”

  1. Frontier Former Editor March 11, 2011 at 9:23 pm #

    Hey, after a trip to the moon, Buzz probably didn’t have a thing against alien dancing girls . . . except the green-skinned ones . . .

  2. raincoaster March 12, 2011 at 6:11 am #

    Which reminds me of a fascinating and allegedly true story. When they filmed the pilot for Star Trek, they sent the film off to be developed and when they got it back the green alien girl was human-coloured. They re-shot the scene using different, mineral makeup, sent it off, same result. They re-re-shot it with yet different makeup, still green, sent it off, still got regular fleshtones back. Finally had a meeting with the developer, who complained he had a hell of a time “retouching” the skin tones.