Manolo says, certainly not Isabella Rossellini.
Wired: Were you concerned that dressing up in a bee costume might affect your image as a high-style glamour icon?
Isabella Rossellini: I never really think about what I have to do to stick to my image. I just follow what I like to do. Sometimes it’s glamorous, sometimes it’s not.
Manolo says, it is the movie event of 2008!
Manolo says, profile in profiles.
Manolo says, in Africa herds of these fine beasts roam freely across the majestic plains, grazing on canapes and Cristal, the warm night enlivened by their distinctive shrieks as they fight for social primacy in the herd.
Manolo says, actor and part-time longshoreman (see above) Ethan Hawke has knocked the nanny up!
In Touch has learned exclusively that Ethan Hawke and girlfriend Ryan Shawhughes are expecting a baby “They are over the moon,” a pal tells In Touch about the pregnancy. Ethan, 37, and Ryan, 28, first met when she worked as a nanny for the actor during his marriage to Uma Thurman.
And so it has come to this. Ethan Hawke has joined that elite group of celebrity nanny-diddlers, the club which includes such notables as Jude Law, Robin Williams, singer Chris de Burgh, celebrity has-been Joe Piscopo, and the world-famous Broadway producer, Maxwell Sheffield…
Manolo says, although it is not quite up to the standards of nuptial brevity of such modern pioneers as Britney Spears, Eddie Murphy has the satisfaction of having beaten Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock.
Comic actor Eddie Murphy and his new wife Tracey Edmonds have split up just two weeks after their romantic wedding in French Polynesia, People magazine reported on Wednesday.
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But Murphy, 46, and Edmonds, 40, told People in a statement they would not do that and had decided to remain friends.
“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further,” the statement said.
“While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends,” it added.
The spiritual union of friendship and respect that can only be achieved by living as far apart as possible.
Manolo says, Rosie O’Donnell and Elizabeth Hasselback are going forward with their peace negotiations.
“Peace prevails” with Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Rosie O’Donnell, as O’Donnell confirmed to PEOPLE Thursday night that she has made up with her former foe – and even bought her a baby gift.
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As for Rosie’s baby gifts, they were in proportion to the scale of the conflict between Hasselbeck and O’Donnell when both sparred on The View.
“I sent something for him and something for his big sister [Grace, 2],” said O’Donnell. “Because, as the mother of four, I know that when the newborn arrives, the most important thing is a sibling gift. For [Taylor], it was a lot of clothes, because babies spit up a lot. I go to Baby Gap. There is a standard newborn gift pack – as much as you can buy at the Gap without being arrested. And a learning gift, a soft shape sorter. And then for [Grace] who is older, I got a tea set that she loves.”
You know, if Rosie really wanted to bury the hatchet, she would have hired the clown to perform for Elizabeth’s family.
Manolo says, yes, we know, the special day is all about the bride and her fantasies, but consider the case of Chidi Ogbuta of Allen, Texas who commissioned for her wedding the life-size cake of her own bad self.
All the Manolo could think about when he saw this was the final 15 seconds of this video…
Manolo says, your inheritance has been reduced, and it appears that your first attempt at regaining some of the fortune has failed.
Now what?
Maybe Dannielynn needs the step mother.
SPIRIT FINGERS: Three generations of women, bound by their bad dyejobs and love for eyeliner. This is not unlike the majority of family Christmas Cards.
PLUMCAKE: And then there’s the benign, Colin Firth-lookin’ dude in the background. What do you bet that when he saw this photo he was all “OMG I knew it…I’m totally the Marilyn.”
MANOLO: The Manolo’s first thought? This is why Elvis died young, so he wouldn’t have to see this.
SPIRIT FINGERS: Ryan Cabrera is just a few undone buttons away from being the next Kid Rock.
PLUMCAKE: I’m just trying to figure out the neckerchief. Does Valtrex come in a site-specific patch now? It’s about suppression…and accessorizing.
MANOLO: You just know that if the King had lived, Ryan Cabrera would now be tasting the sweet karate-based justice of the Memphis Mafia
SPIRIT FINGERS: I’m guessing Priscilla is suffering from a rare skin condition that forces her to keep out of daylight. What is it called..starts with v…vampirism, that’s the one.
MANOLO: Vampirism? The Manolo was thinking Kabuki-ism. She looks ready to play the role of Yum-Yum in the Berlin Experimental Theater version of the Mikado. (Now with 90% less Gilbert and Sullivan, and 100% more incomprehensible Germanic angst!)
Manolo says, it is the look on the face of the woman in the boots that is really making the Manolo laugh.
She is all, ‘WTF? Who let the hobo and his plastic love doll into the building?”
Manolo says, this is technically what is knows as the hams sandwich.
