The on-screen chemistry, it is sizzling.

Manolo says, one of these two is at the wrong party.

The Most Interesting Man in the World Hanging Out With the Man Your Man Could Smell Like.

Manolo says, it is the confabulation of super fantastic masculine manliness!

P.S. From our friends at the Liquor Locusts

Manolo says, everyone is talking about the nippleciousness of the 64-year-old-juvenile Cher…but what is really disturbing the Manolo is the right eye, which has begun to creep up towards the hairline…

Ayyyy! With the next face lift, Cher will be able to to see what is behind her!

And now, below the jump, if you are not squeamish, you may see the full picture about which everyone is talking, in which Cher bares her nipples for the not exactly delighted British press.

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Manolo says, here you see Kurt Warner, the retired football star quarterback looking schlumpy and unkempt in the appearance with his Dancing With the Stars partner, Anna Trebunskaya.

And here, the Manolo must ask, why?

Why do so many of the sports stars insist on appearing in the public looking as if they had just rolled out of the bed and put on the first thing they could find?

Are they not, most of them, physically fit millionaires, able to go to the decent tailor to achieve the adult look? Perhaps NFL Betting odds should be given not merely for the games won and lost, but also for who will make the annual best dressed and worst dressed lists.

Of the course, there are the exceptions….

Behold the golden shoes of the Cincinnati Bengals Chad Ochocinco!

And here, below, is the Mr. Ochocinco, who has also appeared on the Dancing with the Stars, in the absolutely gorgeous suit from Astor & Black

Three pieces, window-pane pattern and utterly transformative; the brash attention getting Ochocinco turned into the serious man of style.

So, the Kurt Warner should leave the untucked shirts, ill-fitting corduroy sports jackets, and work-a-day jeans to the hoi and the polloi, call up the Saville Row tailor and move to the Giants.

Manolo says, Angelina Jolie, one prescription away from infamy.

P.S. It is not often that one photo gives the person the second semi-decent gag.

Manolo says, it is too bad, too, because so many of them seem like such peachy nice peoples.

Manolo says, certainly not Isabella Rossellini.

Wired: Were you concerned that dressing up in a bee costume might affect your image as a high-style glamour icon?

Isabella Rossellini: I never really think about what I have to do to stick to my image. I just follow what I like to do. Sometimes it’s glamorous, sometimes it’s not.

Manolo says, it is the movie event of 2008!