Ashton Kutcher, issues. (Agent Bedhead)
Maddox Pitt-Jolie, at the Lycee Francais de New York. (Evil Beet)
George Clooney, manorexic. (A Socialite’s Life)
Michael Jackson, Mamasita? (Celebrity Smack?
Teri Hatcher, Fashion Rocks, sort of. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Halle Berry, baby bumping. (Teeny Manolo)
Demi Moore, Hilary Swank, and Miss Sixty. (Bricks and Stones)
Pete Doherty, cat abuser. (Celebitchy)
Manolo says, here is the joyous tale of desperation rewarded.
Dear “If I Blog It They Will Come” Readers,
A little over seven months ago, a blog began with the express purpose of getting one Kevin Costner to send us a photo of himself looking at a blog about himself…our blog, “If I Blog It They Will Come”. The time and effort expended on this endeavor has been greatly rewarding. We’ve been very lucky to have so many people checking out the site, sending us emails and sharing their enthusiasm for our goofy venture.[...]
We are pleased now to confirm to you that if you blog it, he will indeed come.
And now, depression begins.
Manolo says, first the photoshoppers came for Katie Couric, and now they have reductified the luscious America Ferrera!
When will this madness stop?
Manolo says, here you see the master thespian, Johnny Depp, dressed the archaic, muy romantico, style he has taken as his own: battered fedora, scuffed shoes, double-breasted white cashmere jacket, pin-striped pants. It is all unmistakably Depp.
Yes, it is also all faintly ridiculous and costumey, but the Manolo does not really mind. As the Manolo has said in the past,
The Manolo has the rule, if you are the Johnny Depp, or the Marlon Brando, or the Russell Crowe, or the Daniel Day Lewis, you are the genius and are entitled to wear whatever you want, however ridiculous, without the petty carping of the Manolo.
And so, Johnny Depp, Genius, the Manolo salutes you and your silly clothes.
P.S. One Depp, Two Depp
Manolo says, Ayyyyy! La Lohan has been forced to beg for money from her friends.
Lindsay, 21, resorted to begging, the sources, say, because her manager mom, Dina, has temporarily cut her off from what’s left of the fortune she made starring in hit films like Mean Girls and Freaky Friday.
“Dina must think Lohan is a serious addict, and she’s afraid if she gives her even $20, she’ll run out and buy drugs and booze,” says an insider close tot he family…“Lindsay wants money – what she calls ‘cake’ – now,” says a source. She’s even asked guys she’s only met two or three times to hand over $10,000. That’s what she always asks for: 10K.”
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“When Lindsay asked me, after her second arrest, I kind of laughed because she’s a big movie star, right? Why does she need money from me?” the industry insider asks. “She explained her money was ‘tied up.’ She wasn’t even nice about it. She said ‘I’m good for it, I’ll make a huge comeback. I am, after all, the most famous person on the planet right now!’”
Riiing
Riiing
“Hello, Manolo?
It’s me, Lindsay….
Lindsay Lohan. You know, La Lohan, Superstar.
Manolo says, here is the latest news from the land of the vapid.
After being jailed Paris Hilton vowed to no longer “act dumb”, but in her first interview since her release it was hard to tell if she was acting or not…
When asked what made her happy, the new, more serious heiress told of her love for her pet monkeys and ferrets.
And despite being single, Paris, 26, bizarrely declared: “I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”
One can only imagine what sort of exercises this entails.
Ayyyy! Here are the collection of the weirdy beardies as seen at the World Beard and Moustache Championships
Manolo shouts, Ayyyy!
And with this exclamation he officially opens his latest blog, Ayyyy!
What is Ayyyy!?
It is the celebrity-mocking blog where the Manolo and his friends will make gentle fun of the famosos and their foibles and follies.
Who are these friends of the Manolo?
Only two of the funniest peoples the Manolo has ever met: the very super fantastic and hilarious Miss Plumcake, whom you may already know from the Manolo for the Big Girls blog, and the wonderfully funny Spirit Fingers, whom the Manolo considers to be one of the interweb’s unrecognized geniuses.
What may you expect from this place?
Chuckles, giggles, laughs and the occasional guffaw, all delivered to you several times each day by peoples who have some of the sharpest eyes for absurdity on the internet.
