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Friday Ambivalency…on the other hand…

Saturday, May 10th, 2008
By raincoaster

La Toya Jacksanity (SeriouslyOMG)

Nicolette Sheridan exudes fabulousness (Celebslam)

America’s next top freak (IBBB)

Madonna Global Media Domination Tour (JensJuice)

Tom Cruise loses his Packer (AgentBedhead)

Ginger Spice and the Goth Lesbian of Doom (ImNotObsessed)

Britney Spears and Big Sur (DailyStab)

Play the Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery Game! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Daydream Believer in the magic of Davy Jones Karaoke (Defamer)

Amy Winehouse is a commuter’s worst nightmare (CelebritySmack)

Pot/Kettle Pot/Potkettle What I mean to say is Ashlee/Britney (CeleBitchy)

Uma Thurman’s lawyer will butt-rape France (InTouch)

Mariah and Mr Mariah have been inseparable since marrying last week. Uh, thanks for that, PR machine (PopSugar)

Beverly Hills Chihuahua! (DListed)


Indiana Jones and the Conspiracy of Links

Thursday, May 8th, 2008
By raincoaster

Indiana Jones and the Fortress of Suckitude? (AgentBedhead)

Cindy Crawford and the Potion of Immortality (IBBB)

Ashley Olsen: “Small world, isn’t it?” Elizabeth Hurley: “Too small for the two of us” (CelebritySmack)

That woman is old enough to be your granddaughter, George Clooney! (DListed)

This is how we say goodbye in Hollywood (Defamer)

Throw me the American Idol pedo, I’ll throw you the whip (GabbyBabble)

Don’t call him Junior! RyRey and ScarJo may breed (DailyStab)

Don’t call Ryan Seacrest Junior either! Although he probably likes it when you do that (CandyKirby)

Hollywood snakes. Why’d it have to be Hollywood snakes? (Mollygood)

Tori Spelling looking rough: It’s not the years, it’s the mileage (ImNotObsessed)

Pubic lice. Why’d it have to be pubic lice? (raincoaster)

Nina Garcia sez: You can’t do this to me! I’m an American! (PerezHilton)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of LaBeoufcake (JustJared)

So once again, law enforcement, what was briefly yours is now ours. Welcome back, Wino (CeleBitchy)

Obama is allowing you to tag along. So why don’t you give your mouth a rest? Okay, doll? (Gawker)


Senseless VioLinks

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
By raincoaster

Somebody takes the Link Challenge to a new, post-literary level (CelebritySmack)

The twiglets strike back: celeb on pap violence (Defamer)

Sienna Miller flees the country after Pap Attack (PopSugar)

All hail Zombie Captain America! (AgentBedhead)

Guess the celebrity rack! (Derober)

Marilyn Manson is trying to kill Evan Rachel Wood (ImNotObsessed)

Kylie Minogue spins her web of domination, brings executioners (StyleDash)

Perez Hilton to assault your closet! (OK!)

The Amy Winehouse on Crack Rampage Show airs a new episode (Radar)

Amy Winehouse on Crack Rampage Show moved to new location: lockup (DailyStab)

Pregnant Old Nicole Kidman knifed in back by Amelie actress (CeleBitchy)

Kelly Osbourne attacks an innocent sidewalk and a defenceless wall (DListed)

Grand Theft Auto wipes out the competition (LifeLine)

Pete Doherty will kill him (SeriouslyOMG)

Lindsay Lohan is mean, ugly (PopSugar)

Karl Lagerfeld is a gun-toting seal. Get Kiefer Sutherland to club him already! (GoFugYourself)

Old pinko hippie vegan to give away album, singlehandedly crush recording industry (PerezHilton)


George Clooney Day Links

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
By raincoaster

Happy Birthday, Cougarman! George Clooney is 47 (ImNotObesessed)

Would you be the filling in an Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn sandwich? (CelebrityDirt)

Attack of the Slash! (TheRadReport)

Dustin Hoffman farts in Tom Cruise’s general direction (HolyMoly)

Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour’s dream date (CandyKirby)

Ashley Olsen is no Elizabeth Hurley; Mary-Kate is no Joey Heatherton (Websters)

Uma Thurman’s stalker is a man of convictions. Felony convictions (GabbyBabble)

Pete Doherty on the loose! Lock up your crack! (SeriouslyOMG)

Mister Amy Winehouse may not be entirely respectable (TheSun)

Kate Moss in bondage, lingerie, matrimony, and gainful employment (AgentBedhead)

La Lohan is light-fingered (TheBlemish)

Ant-Man rides the Iron Man’s shiny coattails to new movie deal (Defamer)

Heath Ledger dolls selling like mad (Gawker)

Mariah Carey may have a brain under that weave: she got a prenup (CeleBitchy)

It’s SIR Kylie now! (UKPopSugar)

Beck is back, bitches! (PerezHilton)

Amy Winehouse’s brain makes a break for it, digging escape hatch now (CelebritySmack)

The Chronicles of Narnia, live at Barnes & Noble (JustJared)

Oprah’s critics pick wrong target (Bossip)


Weekest Lynx

Monday, May 5th, 2008
By raincoaster

Paris Hilton prefers granny panties (Websters)

Mischa Barton doesn’t have enough body fat for that much cellulite! (SeriouslyOMG)

Celebrities send a message to Tom Cruise (JustJared)

ScarJo and RyRey are engaged (GabbyBabble)

Nine Inch Nails gives away their entire album for free (AgentBedhead)

Gary Dourdan was wearing Lindsay Lohan’s coke pants (Defamer)

TomCruise.com does not fail to bring the kray-zee! (Gawker)

Britney to make special guest appearance in court (ImNotObsessed)

Gwyneth Paltrow finds her son disturbing (DailyStab)

Lawn Gyland sets the bar high: Dina Lohan is Mother of the Year (CandyKirby)

Stripper-portraying “actress” Lindsay Lohan to stretch self again on Ugly Betty (POTP)

The Jennifer Aniston love machine lays waste to Hollywood, if you believe her PR (Mollygood)

Simon Cowell may not be all menthol-flavoured sweetness and light (ICYDK)

Jessica Simpson’s boobaerobics (CityRag)

They shot the wrong one: Heidi lives! (IBBB)

Celebs at the Kentucky Derby (HollywoodRag)

God cannot kill Bai Ling! (DListed)

Nicole Richie not exactly prepared for this whole “motherhood” thing (CeleBitchy)

With a name like “Peaches” what are the odds she’d turn out boring? (CelebritySmack)


Mickey Mouse Links

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
By raincoaster

Scientology and bad PR: a deadly combo (AgentBedhead)

Tom Cruise explains himself (CeleBitchy)

Origami Guy Fawkes mask (Chosetec)

Anonymous vs Scientology, round eight-billion: May 10th (raincoaster)

The curse of Katie Holmes! (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Lindsay Lohan is an unhappy poster girl (DListed)

Beyonce has a pay to play deal (Bossip)

Gary Coleman makes sense? The end days are upon us (Mollygood)

Paris Hilton is engaging in substitution, but it’s better than the alternative (PopSugar)

Miley Cyrus is a bad influence on Minnie Mouse (Webster’s)

Agyness Deyns to make out with another girl’s boyfriend (TheRadReport)

Best (Worst?) Hollywood hellraisers (HolyMoly)

P Puff Diddy Daddy has a star on the Walk of Fame, now stuck with a name (SeriouslyOMG)

Chloe Lattanzi is Toxic! (AllieIsWired)

Shine on, you crazy Neil Diamond (DailyStab)

Brangelina beats Oprah like a red-headed mule (CandyKirby)

Obama is a Hills groupie (IBBB)

Miley Cyrus does something decent for a change (ImNotObsessed)

Stars! They’re just like us! They love free donuts too! (JustJared)

The Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon love child (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Valentino: Orange FAIL (Popbytes)

Megan was a light-fingered Fox (CelebritySmack)


Link Day Celebration to Honour the Glorious Contribution of Comrade Bloggers Across the Memeosphere

Thursday, May 1st, 2008
By raincoaster

John Mayer commemorates this day with historic haircut (CelebrityDirt)

Christina Aguilera is overcome at the emotional celebration (CandyKirby)

Asbestos is the opiate of the people…the people who go on Scientology cruises (AgentBedhead)

Madonna and Justin Timberlake entertain the masses (DailyStab)

Let them eat brioche, say Angie and Brad (ImNotObsessed)

Brazilian shoemaker poses with accessibly-priced, responsibly-manufactured footwear (DerekHail)

Britney Spears blew $61 million dollars in one year and you earn no interest on your tax refund (CeleBitchy)

Gadfly of the establishment the DC Madam dies under mysterious circumstances (Jezebel)

The Man keeps the People down yet again (DListed)

Comrade Ricky Martin launches human rights hotline (ICYDK)

Performers reenact the effect of Capitalism on the Worker. Also: hawt (CelebSlam)

People Magazine now the official newsletter of Doublethink (Websters)

The Opiate of the People just got the cover of Time (Mollygood)

SATC collective maintains party line (PopSugar)

Rehab a rehab: do I smell a new Vegas-themed commune? (Defamer)

At least someone was on hand to sound the death knell for protest marches: Million DJ March (Gawker)

Control of the means of production means Stella McCartney will keep you in pretty, lucite chains (GabbyBabble)

The overlords stick together even on AI (CelebritySmack)


Open-Mouthed Links

Thursday, May 1st, 2008
By raincoaster

David Blaine keeps his mouth shut for 17 minutes, 4 seconds longer than I thought he could (CeleBitchy)

Pink Floyd’s pig is an ironic cultural critic (SeriouslyOMG)

Gape at Christina Ricci’s long-lost twin! (CandyKirby)

Gasp at the humongous tips left by Johnny “Has-No-Human-Flaws” Depp (GabbyBabble)

Wipe that frown off your face with Frownies! (IBBB)

Ashley Olsen will show you her tiny gerbil teeth (CelebWarship)

Open wide, here it comes, Miley (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Katie Holmes soon to star in the Camp Gold Base Follies production of “The Day the Clown Cried” (AgentBedhead)

Gosling protests for poultry! (ICYDK)

Dr Teeth not included: Rocker stage name stories (Spinner)

Amy Winehouse has a love bite (PopSugar)

New York’s great eccentrics (Gawker)

The Curse of the Beautiful People! (Defamer)

Miley Cyrus seriously needs to keep her mouth shut (DailyStab)

Angelina wipes that smile off Gwyneth’s face (ImNotObsessed)

Paris Hilton’s boyfriend writes the soundtrack to her next cavity search (CelebritySmack)


Hard Boiled Links

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
By raincoaster

Shamus of the Dead! (AgentBedhead)

Ex-stripper Diablo Cody is a Twit (Defamer)

RIP, Dr. Albert Hofmann (Gawker)

Scarlett Johansson’s smoky voice falls down (DailyStab)

A good femme fatale knows exactly what she’s worth (CelebritySmack)

There’s always a tall, icy blonde in a little black dress (GoFugYourself)

CSI bust: posession of coke and heroin and more street cred than I thought  (ImNotObsessed)

Ricky Martin’s tropical island headquarters (Lossip)

The embittered con wants millions in cash from Amy Winehouse (CeleBitchy)

The plucky hoofer with two strikes against him (Mollygood)

Starring Lydia Hearst as the underage socialite (PerezHilton)

Your implausible plot twist, courtesy of The Hills (IBBB)

The Golden Couple in the South of France (JustJared)


Underage and Overexposed Links

Monday, April 28th, 2008
By raincoaster

Miley Cyrus is Electra Woman for the 21st Century! (Celebuwreck)

Speaking of “parent issues:” Michael Jackson Comeback Threat Alert Red (CelebSlam)

Gwyneth Paltrow is only ever Gwyneth Paltrow, even when it costs other people a fortune (CeleBitchy)

Gwyneth Paltrow pulls a Miley Cyrus, twenty years later (NOTW)

Amy Poehler will be a good Baby Mama (Derober)

Why Miley Cyrus’ overexposure is all Annie Leibovitz’s fault (Gawker)

TR Knight brings GLAAD tidings politicians don’t want to hear (E!)

Celebrity beverages. Must be of legal age or, presumably, on an Annie Leibovitz shoot (Jossip)

Annie Leibovitz is sorry we all misunderstood the naked fifteen-year-old “art” (WendyWayrad)

Battle of the B-Movie Directors (AgentBedhead)

Miley Cyrus just wants to make you happy (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Kirk Douglas defends the olds (Defamer)

John Travolta sez: looking like a porn star is not just for kids anymore! (Yeeeeah)

In sexually-exploited-former-child-star news: Britney sane enough to reprise HIMYM role (Dlisted)

Slash’s kids keep their clothes and their attitude ON, baby! (SeriouslyOMG)

Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn are so money, yet lack cabfare? (PopSugar)

Beyonce and Jay-Z have good old-fashioned values (HolyMoly)

Meanwhile, 15-year-old with longest odds actually turning out classy (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Miley Cyrus is a budding Annie Leibovitz herself (CelebritySmack)

Pamela Anderson works hard for PETA, does not know what you mean by “cognitive dissonance” (PopBytes)

Is the Hoff old enough to be dating EVE HERSELF??? (ImNotObsessed)


No, No, No, No, I Won’t Link Challenge No More

Friday, April 25th, 2008
By raincoaster

Gwyneth Paltrow wears what the Manolo tells her to (JustJared)

Renee Zellweger, charter member, Starfuckers Incorporated (DailyStab)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck and My Little Pony: which one of these is slumming? (CandyKirby)

Shia LaBoeuf may or may not have gotten lucky(? if you call it that) (WendyWayrad)

John Cusack refers Paul Leydon to the hand (JeanJacketsBad)

Bloody Hell! Pete Doherty is insane (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

JLo goes all, like, Alpha Mommy on Nicole Richie (IBBB)

Adrien Brody is marrying retired Aunt Selma from Miami Beach? (ImNotObsessed)

Flat busted: Amy Winehouse arrested (People)

Ellen DeGeneris gently gyno-probes Ashlee Simpson (CelebritySmack)

Harrison Ford’s Brazilliant deforestation PSA/man-on-man chest waxing video (Defamer)

Celebrity cosmetic surgery slideshow (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Betty and Veronica: still best frenemies (CounterfeitChic)

Madonna is a natural beauty on “Today.” And what planet? (DListed)

Mariah Carey to turn Empire State Building gay (HollywoodRag)

Heidi Fleiss on her high horse again (WOWReport)

The happy(?) couple: Carmen Electra and Rock Himbo #3 pose for engagement pix (Websters)

Encounters with Seth Green (Mollygood)

Jonas Brothers kill and bury Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash’s musical cred (MTVBuzzworthy)

Clay Aiken thinks people from Omaha are stupid (EvilBeet)

Rachel Zoe is one cougar who never changes her spots (GoFugYourself)

Scientology teaches Katie Holmes to speak in tongues (CeleBitchy)

Scientology’s niece speaks! (AgentBedhead)


Imagine: There’s No Linkage

Thursday, April 24th, 2008
By raincoaster

John Lennon Link Challenge!
Want in on the irregularly-run Link Challenge du jour?
Just start theme linking and don’t forget who luvs ya, Baby!

All They Need is Love? Nixon’s lawyer threatens Lennon’s widow (MovieCityIndie)

Taxman: Wesley Snipes faces three years in the pokey (Defamer)

Your Mother Should Know: Clay Aiken and Tyra Banks get physical on QVC (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Double Fantasy? Quentin Tarantino and Verne Troyer pimp it out (AgentBedhead)

How Do You Sleep? Tom Cruise to return to Oprah (ImNotObsessed)

Working Class Heroes, Public Enemies: Win a chance to work with Johnny Depp (CharityBuzz)

Woman: Sexiest stars (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Bigger than Jesus? Heidi Montag snubs the White House (CandyKirby)

Stand by Me? Whutchewtalkin’ ’bout, Willis? Gary Coleman to divorce (DListed)

Watching the Wheels Go By: Paris Hilton to be thrown off Good Charlotte tour? (HolyMoly)

Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band: Picture fun with celebrities (CelebritySmack)

Beautiful Boy? Jada Pinkett-Smith has a major mullet (Yeeeeah)

Jealous Guy: Patrick Dempsey checks out the competition (DailyStab)

Mother: Baby Mama premiere with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (CeleBitchy)

Hello, Goodbye: Orlando Brown resurfaces after MIA scare (TheBlemish)

She Said She Said: Elliot Spitzer liked to play with toys is what she said! (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Flying: Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg in Amsterdam (CityRag)

The Fool on the Hill: homeless Congressman sleeps in bars? (Wonkette)

Amy Winehouse, I Want To Tell You you’re losing it (CelebWarship)

A Day In the Life of reality tv (Mollygood)

I Am the Walrus: World’s largest baby (PerezHilton)







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