We need to have a little chat with Amanda Seyfried’s stylist. Congratulations on the cantilevering job up top (sponsored by Wonderbra?), but down below it appears that someone couldn’t make up her mind between going as a flamenco dancer or an ice dancer. The extra-floppy hip flange looking like the underside of a mushroom with a tumor is just overkill.
Trust Heidi to be competitive about everything. When she heard Kim Kardashian had a nasty carbuncle on her face, (we don’t mean Kanye) she just had to go her one (hundred) better. Don’t sweat it. A little Aleve and that should clear right up.
Well, after languishing in my tepid dungeon of an apartment with the flu for two weeks, this was a great welcome back. Lots of great captions; it seems there’s nobody who doesn’t want to hate on SJP and her stupid headgear. But, as always, there can be only one winner, and here it is:
November 16, 2012 at 9:03 pm #
I had A LOT of good times with my dignity. Great times. But you gotta move on, you know?
Congratulations and imaginary swag to first time entrant, first time winner Emerson. And what fabulous imaginary swag shall we hypothetically present? How about a platinum and diamond Mickey Mouse bracelet (yes, this exists)? I don’t know what’s so Mickey Mouse about a six thousand dollar price tag, but then again, the House of the Mouse did earn a billion dollars every three months last year.
What can you say to Basil Rathbone, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, and Vincent Price? Not to mention the nameless terror which they face.
Klee October 27, 2012 at 12:47 pm #
Congratulations and imaginary swag to multi-winner Klee! To Klee we imaginarily present the red gold bat pendant.