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So long (for now)

Are my 15 minutes are up already?

Well it’s been tremendous fun but now I must take my leave to embark on a new adventure in real life. Before the burly security guards whisk me off the premises, I would like to thank you all for your continued support and participation, and for generally for being a great bunch.

Fret not, the universally beloved Raincoaster will be be holding the reins with her unique blend of wit, wisdom and alcohol. So until we meet again, take care and enjoy the shenanigans at Ayyyy.com!

Penelope Cruz, punishing her feet for bad behaviour

Penelope Cruz

Well that’s a pretty loose and comfy pantsuit you’ve got going there Penelope – pity your feet won’t be able to share in all that fun.

Penelope Cruz

Kylie Minogue, lacking folding skills

Folding is for housekeepers

Unfortunately Kylie was never really too keen on origami class. Just think, with a little bit of patience and practice, she could have turned her top into something as wonderfully creative as this:

Guess what my favourite colour is

If you have a spare couple of hours to put on shoes

Buckle up!

I hope the guy behind is having nice fantasies about me

From the mouths of celebrities

Brad Pitt, clowning around with reporters at the Berlin premiere of Inglourious Basterds:

“It’s so tough being an actor….Sometimes they bring you coffee, and sometimes it’s cold, and sometimes you don’t have a chair to sit on.”

And sometimes they don’t even bring you coffee, but try serving up a brutal left hook instead.

Nooooo not the face!

Christian and Diane, suffering for their art

Crackman

Oh the lengths that actors go to in order for them to truly get into character – like Christian Bale destroying his physical appearance to play a drug addict or wearing mismatching shoes in Diane Keaton’s case. Personally I think Diane has made the bigger sacrifice.

Harder than doing your own stunts

All is revealed!

Just like an anime convention

Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Britney Spears
2. Avril Lavigne
3. Natalie Portman
4. Kelly Osbourne
5. Pink
6. Kelis
7. Duffy
8. Jamie Lee Curtis
9. Lily Allen
10. Rachel McAdams

Congratulations to KarmOn for being first past the post with a perfect score! We shower you with rainbows and unicorns and cupcakes as reward for your impressive knowledge of garishly coloured celebrity hairdos. And to round up the show, here are some more celebs who at one time decided to think pink.

Pink overload

Odd one out

This movie will kill our careers

All (strangely enough) happy to be associated with the release of GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra, but can you tell which one of us ultimately bested the said cobra and turned it into a crotch hugging suit for the heck of it?

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