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It’s no use trying to blend in, Diane - we can all see the shoddy seamsmanship from a mile away.

One sniff however should be enough to tell that there’s nothing delicious to be found here.

Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Phoebe Cates
2. Liz Hurley
3. Helen Mirren
4. Pamela Anderson
5. Claire Danes
6. Tyra Banks
7. Kate Hudson
8. Jessica Alba
9. Hayden Panettiere
10. Scarlett Johansson

Congratulations to aimee for a stunning 9 out of 10, followed closely by mini_pixie. We bounce our beach balls excitedly in celebration of your celebrity swimsuit knowledge. To round up the show, here are a couple of other fine-bodied stars in a similar state of (un)dress.

Aren’t you relieved that steroids, instead of crystal meth, have now become the drug of choice among the fashionable set?

Also known as Home to Frocks That Have Been Taken Up a Yard or Two.

This week we pay tribute to Farrah Fawcett’s iconic swimsuit poster with the theme of “Celebrities in Red Swimsuits”. Check out the photo montage below and identify the bathing suit beauties in question.

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be cavorting on the beach dressed as a giant tomato.

Have you noticed that the performers have stopped dressing for their human fans ever since Glastonbury decided to become an intergalactic music festival?

Fur hats and scarves, now 50% off at the Harrods Summer Sale! But hurry before some self-entitled starlet makes off with all the choice merchandise!

Introducing Power, the new fragrance by 50 Cent. All it takes is one super-sized bottle and you’ll soon be ruling your own secret state where you can flagrantly conduct nuclear tests and missile launches!

Phew, what a day it’s been! First Farrah and then someone who we’d thought would be captivating the tabloids for many more years to come. If you’re in a mind to rush out and stock up on some memorabilia, here’s a little something from the Tragic Music Star spring/summer collection.