Oh here we go again. This must be at least the fifth time tonight she’s asked the audience to rise and pay tribute to her sternum.

She may be listening politely, but you can totally tell that Melanie Griffith doesn’t believe a word of what Annette Bening is saying. It’s as if she’s been told that the secret to staying young has nothing whatsoever to do with copious amounts of plastic surgery.

Only too late did Emily realise the folly of wearing hastily borrowed designer shoes. Those things look like they need a mechanical harness to rein them back in.

For once, Teri must be thrilled at not having to compete with the other Desperate Housewives for all the paparazzi attention. I wonder what most of the pictures will end up looking like, though.

See how Drew and Justin have reignited their romance by engaging in that fast-growing couples activity of sticking fortune cookie sayings on their foreheads. I hear it does more for the relationship than those fancy sounding ginkgo biloba supplements!

Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Cher
2. Tina Turner
3. Dolly Parton
4. Stevie Nicks
5. Cyndi Lauper
6. Whitney Houston
7. Reba McEntire
8. Diana Ross
9. Chaka Khan
10. Bonnie Tyler

Congratulations to mini_pixie for a laudable 6 out of 10, closely followed by ayla! Kudos also goes to Altissima for identifying the elusive no. 10. As your reward you may delve into Amy Winehouse’s beehive and see what special surprise you can pull out from there!

Really, nobody shows this much shoulder and leg unless they’re trying to hitch a ride out of town fast. Perhaps she spotted Michael Bay approaching her with an offer to star in a loud and explosive remake of Casablanca.