How does it feel to be no longer the freaky one, Joaquin? Judging from the sidelong glance he’s giving his other female companion, it is clearly bothering him to no end.

Isn’t it great to have Keira Knightley turn up to my premiere looking like that. Chloe pantsuit my ass – time for me to take off my coat and really have some fun!

Here are the answers to Monday’s Puzzle corner:
1. Saturday Night Fever
2. Strictly Ballroom
3. Step Up 2: The Streets
4. Dirty Dancing
5. Shall We Dance?
6. Stomp the Yard
7. Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights
8. Take the Lead
9. You Got Served
10. Dance With Me

Congratulations to Karmen for a perfect score, with kudos to Cat and Lunakitsch. We do a merry little tap dance in appreciation of your dance movie intelligence. As your reward (and as a shoutout to valawhoo), you may follow your hopes and dreams by auditioning for the prestigious American Ballet Academy.

Even before the show started, it was patently obvious who would be leaving empty-handed.

What kind of dodgy online store did they order these costumes from? It’s nowhere near as good quality as the stuff you see at cosplay conventions!

This week we invite you to show us your best moves with the theme of “Movies Featuring Dance Competitions”. Take a look at the pictures below and identify the dance movies in question.

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be performing in an exciting dance montage and learning important life lessons along the way.

Because you want to give people a reason to look as you walk away.

Besides a gruelling exercise regime, it also helps if you adopt a macrobiotic diet and an insufferable attitude.