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Ayyyy! It’s Lunar New Year!

Happy Lunar New Year, dear readers! May prosperity and abundant happiness visit you in the Year of the Rat! According to our resident soothsayer, this year we can look forward to a good number of celebrity scandals, breakups, pregnancies and fashion disasters. So, business as usual! Also, people born in the year of the Rat have a penchant for scurrying about kitchen floors foraging for scraps of food. 

If you don’t know already, plug in your birthdate here and see which of the following celebrities have the good fortune of sharing an animal sign with you. Also, here are some things that may help you with celebrating your inner animal:

Rat (Ben Affleck, Cameron Diaz, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Garner, Hugh Grant, Jude Law, Julianne Moore, Sean Penn):
Dangermouse: The Complete Series ($80.99)

Ox (Christian Bale, George Clooney, Heidi Klum, Jack Nicholson, Jim Carrey, Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Tyra Banks):
The Secret Life of Cows ($10.17)

Tiger (Ashley & Mary-Kate Olsen, Jodie Foster, Lindsay Lohan, Leonardo DiCaprio, Rosie O’Donnell, Tom Cruise, Victoria Beckham):
Two Brothers ($10.17)

Rabbit (Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Conan O’Brien, David Beckham, Drew Barrymore, Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet, Milla Jovovich):
Watership Down ($10.20)

Dragon (Al Pacino, Colin Farrell, Courtney Love, Keanu Reeves, Orlando Bloom, Reese Witherspoon, Russell Crowe, Sandra Bullock):
His Majesty’s Dragon ($7.99)

Snake (Ben Stiller, Charlie Sheen, Daniel Radcliffe, Hayden Panettiere, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker):
Snakes on a Plane ($10.17)

Horse (Adam Sandler, Denzel Washington, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Helena Bonham Carter, Katie Holmes, Kiefer Sutherland, Salma Hayek)
The Man From Snowy River ($9.99)

Sheep/Goat (Bruce Willis, Christopher Walken, Kate Hudson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Julia Roberts, Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson)
Three Bags Full: A Sheep Detective Story ($15.61)

Monkey (Christina Aguilera, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Naomi Watts, Tom Hanks, Will Smith)
Sock Monkeys: 200 out of 1,863 ($16.47)

Rooster (Britney Spears, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman, Matthew McConaughey, Paris Hilton)
Chicken Run ($11.99)

Dog (Bai Ling, Donald Trump, Kid Rock, Kirsten Dunst, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Queen Latifah, Sharon Stone)
Shaggy Muses: The Dogs Who Inspired Virginia Woolf, Emily Dickinson, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Edith Wharton, and Emily Brontë ($16.47) and Amazing Gracie: A Dog’s Tale ($8.76)

Pig (Amy Winehouse, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christina Applegate, David Letterman, Denise Richards, Ewan McGregor, Hugh Laurie , Rachel Weisz)
Porco Rosso ($21.49)

4 Responses to “Ayyyy! It’s Lunar New Year!”

  1. raincoaster February 7, 2008 at 9:40 am #

    Dog (Bai Ling)
    Pig (Amy Winehouse)

    Spirit Fingers, you kill me!

  2. mrsdarwin February 7, 2008 at 12:02 pm #

    I wish I were a Pig — I love Porco Rosso!

  3. -Dontwant February 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm #

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  4. LBYB February 8, 2008 at 12:41 am #

    His Majesty’s Dragon – highly recommended!