Ayyyy! It’s Xmas: Last minute gifts

The Braindead Megaphone ($8.40) and In Persuasion Nation ($16.29) – absurdist satire to warm the cockles of your black heart

Rosanna Dessert Plates with Gift Box (Set of 4) ($20.97) – a civilised way to eat dessert

Flat Out Bear MILK 100% Australian Sheepskin Teddy Bear ($43.75) – suitable for flat surfaces including Keira Knightley’s chest

Bare Escentuals Buffing Brush Collection ($49) – use responsibly or you may end up channeling Kelly Osbourne

Twin Peaks The Definitive Gold Box Edition ($69.99) – try not to watch it all in one go for sanity reasons

Simplon Express 16in x 20in Vintage Canvas Print ($79.99) – it will make you pine for Venice, grand journeys and possibly murder mysteries

Fossil Leather Chronograph ($105) – count down the seconds until the next celebrity gets out of a car without wearing underpants

DKNY Wool Blend Belted Walker Coat ($119.99) – ladies, it will serve you well when you choose to venture outside

Coby 8-inch Digital Picture Frame w/ MP3 player ($135) – a classy display for your favourite celebrity mugshots

Asus Eee 4G-Galaxy 7″ PC Mobile Internet Device ($399.99) – for the ultimate Ayyyy! addict, see pics of Sharon Stone’s cameltoe wherever you go

Previously:
Xmas gifts for Her
Xmas gifts for Him
Xmas gifts for the Home