Ayyyy, matey!

Ahoy! Arrrr! Yo-ho-ho and all that, fer today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Here be some fine linkage ter get ye in the swashbucklin’ mood:
How to Release the Pirate Within
How to be a Pirate Girl
Act Like a Pirate
Talk Like a Pirate
Avast! The Pirate Blog (I be wantin’ a “I can has booty” kitty so bad it hurrrts)

Ye may be a wee bit constrain’d by a blasted worrrkplace grog policy but by hook or crook we’ll have ye swiggin’ aways like Bai Lin’ at a jolly aft-party party. Ah me beauty Bai Lin’, thar goes one o’ the rumthirstiest, maddest, posiest buccaneers as ever wore way too many accessorrrries.