Ayyyy! Pop quiz

Could this be the ultimate face reading challenge? See if you can match the Ed Burns expression (in all its multi-layered and subtle complexity) to the description below:
1. Tremendously honoured to be celebrating the Tribeca Film Festival
2. Thrilled to be married to one of the most beautiful women in the world
3. Extremely pleased about his movie career to date
4. Deeply appreciative of Chanel’s contribution to the world of fashion
This is why Ed Burns belongs–and has always belonged–behind the camera.
Botox or ennui?
The guy is a deck shoe! Don’t know what she sees him.
1 goes with 3. 2 goes with 1. 3 goes with 2. 4 goes with 4…No wait! That can’t be right! 1 goes with 4. 2 goes with 3… Oh Crap! I’m so confused!!!!