Ayyyy! Pop quiz

Sometimes it’s the simple pleasures in life that bring us the most joy. See if you can match Madonna’s facial expressions in pictures 1-5 to the intense emotions below.
a. Guess who’s standing next to me?!? SHARON STONE!!!! Standing next to me!!!!
b. Guess who’s standing next to SHARON STONE??!? Me!!! Standing next to SHARON STONE!!!
c. Hey you paparazzi! Take a photo of me standing with SHARON STONE!!! That’s right, SHARON STONE!!!
d. Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah! I get to stand with SHARON STO-ONE! Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!
e. Dude, don’t judge me by my current companion. I’ve stood next to SHARON STONE you know!!!

In 2 Sharon is totally checking out Madonna’s rack. And did someone tell the Kabala Queen that she looked young and sexy with her mouth wide open? She looks like a blow up doll.