Ayyyy! Pop quiz

November 7, 2008 in Beyonce with 6 Comments

Beyonce

What is it that ails Beyonce’s corrugated stomach so? Pick the most plausible answer below.
(a) Bad inflight meal from travelling economy class
(b) Butterflies from watching hard-earned investments plunge in recent months
(c) Accidentally being kicked by Katy Perry straddling her giant cherry chapstick 
(d) Sore muscles after a particularly intense abs workout session

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6 Responses to “Ayyyy! Pop quiz”

  1. qc November 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm #

    e) Severe cramps

  2. Never teh Bride November 7, 2008 at 5:38 pm #

    I was thinking dings suffered while clumsy FedEx handlers delivered her to her current location. It’s hard to tell, though — I can’t see a packing slip.

  3. iheartcolapinto.com November 7, 2008 at 7:03 pm #

    Wow – what is she wearing??? She looks like she is auditioning for some kind of futuristic – robot role! She is an amzing singer and normally dresses amazing but – wow – not this time!

  4. iheartcolapinto.com November 7, 2008 at 7:03 pm #

    Wow – what is she wearing??? She looks like she is auditioning for some kind of futuristic – robot role! She is an amzing singer and normally dresses amazing but – wow – not this time!

  5. raincoaster November 9, 2008 at 2:21 am #

    She’s obviously been shot in the back, and the bullet went through and bounced off the dressplate(?) and entered her abdomen.

  6. Carol November 10, 2008 at 3:13 pm #

    I vote c – but it was no accident….