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Ayyyy! Pop quiz

You can leave your hat on

Why look, Mariah’s back in business and her new album is cleverly titled E=MC2 , a possible shoutout to fellow genius Albert Einstein. What other breakthrough scientific theory can we glean from her the album’s first single, Touch My Body?
(a) the success of a new single is inversely proportional to the amount of photoshop used for its cover art
(b) a black hole is created when a massive star has collapsed into an extremely dense object
(c) the maximum weave a human being can wear is about 80% of body weight before the neck starts to give way
(d) pi is the ratio of the circumference of a wide-brimmed hat to the diameter of the breasts being covered by it

3 Responses to “Ayyyy! Pop quiz”

  1. danilo February 15, 2008 at 6:01 pm #

    Truth in advertising? M(ariah)C(arey)2 = E(ewww)?

  2. raincoaster February 16, 2008 at 12:38 am #

    Huh. Normally she charges for that.

  3. buttercup February 16, 2008 at 3:38 am #

    Have you ever seen the cover of Dennis Rodman’s “book”, Bad As I Wanna Be, Spirit? I remember seeing it waay back in the day at Costco, of all places. GIS brings it up right quick.

    (I actually had that as “Bad As I Want to Be.” * points the stupid finger at herself *)

    Your pi quote is top notch. Trying to extend it: the cross-sectional area of a basketball is proportional to the length of the schlong it has to cover? Hmmm…I had something going with the cross-sectional area there…going to have to think about it somemore.