Ayyyy! Pop quiz

March 7, 2008 in Ashton Kutcher with 6 Comments

Up up and away

What is the most plausible explanation for Ashton Kutcher’s airborne ascent?
(a) he’s rehearsing for his role as a young Mikhail Baryshnikov in the new movie Dude, Where’s My Leotard
(b) he received the gift of levitation from Criss Angel for his recent 30th birthday
(c) prolonged and excessive use of the Master Cleanse Diet has rendered him particularly vulnerable to freak gusts of wind 
(d) Kabbalah, like Red Bull, gives you wings

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6 Responses to “Ayyyy! Pop quiz”

  1. raincoaster March 7, 2008 at 2:22 pm #

    Simple: he’s become a LOL.

    Hovercandy iz hovering.

  2. Jen March 7, 2008 at 2:42 pm #

    He’s peter pan

  3. marvel March 7, 2008 at 5:03 pm #

    Maybe he just bought a Toyota…

    (when were those commercials on the air, and how old does that make me?)

  4. leanne March 7, 2008 at 6:17 pm #

    I can’t quite tell in this photo but is he wearing a belt AND braces?? I suppose if one is gonna jump around like this, one would have concerns about stayed ‘panted’. Although it has not been the concern of many other celebrities in recent times. So – YAY for Ashton!

  5. raincoaster March 8, 2008 at 6:44 am #

    He’s eating an all bean and cabbage diet?

  6. Jennie March 8, 2008 at 8:29 pm #

    Mommy let Babykins out to play!!