Ayyyy! Puzzle corner

July 7, 2008 in Ayyyy!, Bad Plastic Surgery with 19 Comments

Brace yourselves, for this week’s puzzle corner ain’t a pretty sight.  It is with great perverse pleasure that we bring you a visual buffet of Wonky Celebrity Boobjobs. You know these female celebs by their faces, but how well can you recognise them by their mangled melons?

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning.  In the meantime I will be down at the bowling alley, crashing those pins with a pair of rock hard implants.

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19 Responses to “Ayyyy! Puzzle corner”

  1. Danna July 7, 2008 at 11:21 am #

    Just guessin’ ….

    1. Tara Reid
    3. Posh
    8. Courtney Love
    9. Lil Kim

  2. SpaceCat85 July 7, 2008 at 12:03 pm #

    #2 is Vivica Fox for sure. It’s hard to forget that scary, dented-looking breast.

  3. KS July 7, 2008 at 12:45 pm #

    Oh yuck, just…yuck.

  4. Jennie July 7, 2008 at 3:59 pm #

    1. Tara Reid
    2. Vivica Fox
    3. Victoria Beckham
    4. Janet jackson
    5. Tori Spelling
    6. Whitney Houston
    7. Beyonce Knowles
    8. Courtney Love
    9. Lil’ Kim
    10. WTF????
    Who knew I’d waste an afternoon looking at women’s boobs? This must be what it feels like to be a man.

  5. K July 7, 2008 at 4:02 pm #

    1. Tara Reid
    2. Vivica A Fox
    3. Posh
    4. Whitney Houston
    5. Kate Beckinsale?
    6. Janet Jackson
    7. Ivanka Trump
    8. Courtney Love
    9. Lil Kim
    10. Paula Abdul

  6. Jennie July 7, 2008 at 4:40 pm #

    1. Tara Reid
    2. Vivica Fox
    3. Victoria Beckham
    4. Janet jackson
    5. Tori Spelling
    6. Whitney Houston
    7. Beyonce Knowles
    8. Courtney Love
    9. Lil’ Kim
    10. Paula Abdul

  7. Lucky July 7, 2008 at 6:50 pm #

    1. Tara Reid
    2. Vivica Fox
    3. Victoria Beckham
    4. Janet Jackson
    5. Tori Spelling
    6. Whitney Houston
    7. Beyonce Knowles
    8. Courtney Love
    9. Lil’ Kim
    10. Janice Dickinson

  8. La Petite Acadienne July 7, 2008 at 10:01 pm #

    That is just so wrong. Small breasts are so elegant and chic. Why would anybody risk having misshapen atrocities like those in the photos?

  9. Always In Style July 7, 2008 at 11:46 pm #

    Not sure but my guess is that this list includes:

    The Victoria Beckham, the Tori Spelling, the Tara Reid and the Courtney Love…the rest I have no clue but I’m feeling the pain for #10.

    Please do reveal all.

  10. Susanna July 8, 2008 at 12:42 am #

    What has been seen cannot be unseen!

    All of the prosthetics on the half-shell!

    A cacophony of capsular contractures!

    Ayyyy!

  11. Matthew Kimel July 8, 2008 at 1:00 am #

    Hollywood money down the drain.

  12. ali July 8, 2008 at 10:20 am #

    BritneySpears
    Vivica Fox
    Posh
    Janet Jackson
    Tori Spelling
    Whitney Houston
    Courtney Love
    Lil Kim
    Paula Abdul

  13. Miss Janey July 8, 2008 at 2:09 pm #

    Miss Janey can’t look at them for long enough to hazard any guesses. And she does mean HAZARD.

    Hard liquor, please.

  14. jalilifer July 8, 2008 at 4:21 pm #

    I don’t know, but those poor, poor melons. :(

  15. misscherry July 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm #

    But who keeps saying that No.7 is Beyonce? The question is not who has BLEACHED her boobs, its who’s destroyed them. Here are my guesses:

    Tara Reid
    Auntie Viv (ica Fox)
    Posh
    Whitney
    ?
    Scary Spice
    Ivanka
    Courtney Love
    Lil Kim
    i dunno, but Jebus Rhist! SUE that 90216 hack who did that to your breasists, lady!

  16. raincoaster July 8, 2008 at 9:45 pm #

    #10 is, unfortunately, Paula Abdul.

    I for one would like to thank Spirit Fingers for sparing us the infamous shot of Kate Beckinsale’s new boobs with the stretch marks still fresh.

  17. Aimless July 9, 2008 at 11:35 am #

    Pretty sure 10 is Terri Hatcher. My perplexity at how that divot is even possible is lonstanding. . .

  18. Jok July 11, 2008 at 3:10 pm #

    10. Paula Abdul
    1. Tara Reid
    3. Rhianna

    All I know.

  19. jennna the genius July 20, 2008 at 10:58 pm #

    10 is debra messing