B12 Smoothie Links

Could I be more excited? Only by the news that as of Friday, I’m off the diet and back on the gin for the weekend. Which should be amusing, as I’m teaching a class bright and early Saturday morning. Still, I think I can corner the market on courses on drunk blogging.

Hey, it’s a living.

Guiding Light goes dark (CelebuWreck)

Buy your own celebrity (CelebritySmack)

Suri thinks her shoes are good enough to eat (CeleBitchy)

Beyonce styled by George Michael? (BusyBeeBlogger)

Kate Moss apparently not-eating for two (AmyGrindhouse)

Another howler from Twilight fans (AgentBedhead)

Liz Hurley is a true immortal (EvilBeet)

Celebs are dogs (CityRag)

James Blunt sure thinks Jennifer Hudson is beautiful (Crunk+Disorderly)

Sex and the Sequel (DailyStab)

How movie stars get paid (Gawker)

Johnny Depp is retro-fabulous (JustJared)

The secret to child stardom (FourFour)

White people can’t rap (GabbyBabble)

Star Jones and Rosie O’Donnell to eat each other alive for charity (INO)

Scraping the bottom of the lingerie drawer (UKPopSugar)

Fame vs Bruno trailer wars! (SeriouslyOMG)

Sherlock Holmes naked and chained to a bed (Websters)

Lady Gaga’s imaginary sex life (HolyMoly)