The looks on the faces of the witnesses said it all.
Is that guy in the back watching the sky, waiting for a lightning bolt to strike this unholy abomination? Has he called in a drone strike? What unspeakable apparition has so horrified the normally unflappable Smiths? Click over the jump to see, but remember: what has been seen cannot be unseen!
Yes, folks! It’s the world’s least-qualified twerker, wearing a plastic diaper three sizes too small! STOP TRYING TO MAKE MILEY HAPPEN, Miley!