Baby Got…what IS that thing?

The looks on the faces of the witnesses said it all.

The Smith Family

Rihanna is not worried. One Direction is drunk.

Is that guy in the back watching the sky, waiting for a lightning bolt to strike this unholy abomination? Has he called in a drone strike? What unspeakable apparition has so horrified the normally unflappable Smiths? Click over the jump to see, but remember: what has been seen cannot be unseen!

Mileybutt

Yes, folks! It’s the world’s least-qualified twerker, wearing a plastic diaper three sizes too small! STOP TRYING TO MAKE MILEY HAPPEN, Miley!