Bacon Bourbon and Ham Sushi Links
Blake Lively loves dogs! (lolebrity)
Gary Coleman is white trash? (Defamer)
Dakota Fanning, however, is not (AgentBedhead)
Eva Longoria Parker shills candy (DailyStab)
Bottom feeding on the LA dating scene (CelebritySmack)
Heather Mills is the earthly vessel of the divine principle of Schadenfreude (CeleBitchy)
Torontonian schools whiny busker/Oasis frontman attacked (HolyMoly)
We can’t believe it either, Jessica (PopSugar)
Jennifer Aniston is unbelievably thrilled to see you (ImNotObsessed)
France lays the smackdown on grifting for Xenu (Mollygood)
Smells like tween spirit! (BWE)
Britney Spears cleans up real good at the VMAs (EvilBeet)
This woman’s got her head screwed on wrong (IBBB)
Katy Perry’s stylist goes into production of silk purses (GoFugYourself)
Matt Damon vs Ben Affleck face off! (SeriouslyOMG)
Girls Gone Wild: Disney fake lesbian edition (Websters)
Is it me, or is Jessica channeling her inner Dolly Parton? Bad move, Jess. Dolly is a one and only.
“Heather Mills is the earthly vessel of the divine principle of Schadenfreude ”
Poetry. Sheer poetry. Also some really great snark, though scarcely surprising.