BAFTA Television Awards Recap or: Graham Norton is One Fierce Bitch

my imaginary boyfriend, Graham NortonGod I love Graham Norton.

There is positively no reason for him to be in this post other than I love him, pure and simple. He is camp and cute and so, SO inappropriate (I died a thousand deaths when he set up his friend Dawn French –who is happily married to Lenny Henry– with a self-identified “chubby chaser” via some internet dating site and broadcast the entire thing on his television show) and if I were still the sort of girl who dated gay Irishmen, I would gladly be Teh Best Sexless Marriage Evar!!!1! with him.

Watch him here waxing eloquent about Dolly Parton and interviewing the unforgivably doable (seriously, call me) David Tennant.

In a continuing theme of fierce British bitches I give you Joanna Lumley who created my heroine, the legendary louche Patsy Stone of Ab Fab fame, making a bold choice in Hermes orange and Dame Judi Dench who will always have better hair than you. Always.

J. LumJ. Dench
Always.

2 Responses to “BAFTA Television Awards Recap or: Graham Norton is One Fierce Bitch”

  1. Sam April 29, 2008 at 2:08 pm #

    It was Escada that La Lumley was wearing, not Hermes. Love her.

  2. LeighB in GA April 30, 2008 at 4:07 pm #

    Oh, that Graham Norton is a naughty little monkey, and I do love him! Could we share?