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Let’s not get the wrong idea about Angelina here | Ayyyy!

Let’s not get the wrong idea about Angelina here

I’m certifiably crazy…for you baby!

Having exhausted the number of ways she can “accidentally” fall out of her dress, what does Bai Ling have to do in order to make news nowadays? Lately she’s been subscribing to the “let’s bring up something that happened between me and Angelina Jolie years ago” school of PR:

“I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there’s an energy, an attraction. “Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible.” And, according to Ling, Jolie felt a connection too. She adds, “Angelina said, ‘Next time we’ll play lovers.’ We could have hooked up, but it just wasn’t the right time or place. But she told me, ‘My heart’s open to you.’ “She is like me. She is totally open sexually.”

Oh Bai, so uninhibited but yet so naive at the same time.  This is Angelina Jolie we’re talking about here.  She’s like that with everyone.  When she says “Next time we’ll play lovers”, it’s her way of making small talk. In terms of social pleasantries, “my heart’s open to you” is about on par with “Nice weather we’re having”.

And in the magazine cover below, in case any of you were trying to read something irresistibly sexual into it, that is merely a re-creation of what she looks like early in the morning, standing in line at the local convenience store because she’s run out of milk at home.   So, no hard feelings on Bai Ling’s end I hope.

Hi, I'm Angelina and this is the luckiest strategically placed sheet in the world

4 Responses to “Let’s not get the wrong idea about Angelina here”

  1. Carissima October 4, 2007 at 6:57 am #

    OMG, Angelina talks about all the nights she is spending with Brad in the bathtub!

  2. caitlin October 4, 2007 at 1:52 pm #

    Wasn’t that photo Esquire’s cover a few months back?