Bangs donor needed

Come on Janet, don’t be selfish. Think of the less fortunate and the truly needy. You don’t even need yours at all! Surely you can spare a chunk out of your bangs to help out your friend there. And it’s much less messy than donating a kidney!
If one is going to do the age’d hippy hair, then one should do it correctly and pull it back into a pony tail. Then instead of balding, one looks professorial.
OH! Never mind, the face fungus blows that idea…
Oooooh no! Not the balding ponytail! That’s so midlife-crisis-having-advertising-executive!
raincoaster… or boho medical professional. Yes, I saw, I lusted, I fantasized… Should NOT be allowed to roam the hospital corridors… However our current example shouldn’t be allowed out until after dark and then only in deserted alleys.
Is that the funky little fashion troll? Maybe he’s designing an accident-proof wardrobe for Ms. Jackson.
John, John, John… you should know better. Even though your latest collection is seriously frightening (and you know it breaks my heart to say it, I love you so).