Before the action begins

So you see, there are plenty of things to do while waiting for a fashion show to start. Like happily daydreaming about shopping for more pairs of strappy dainty shoes. Or silently judging your front row companions’ shoes. Or wondering why that girl keeps looking over in the direction of your shoes. Or even having an internal monologue about which shoe to remove and smack the judgmental little bint on the head with. The possibilities are endless and it beats having to engage your fellow celebrities in conversation!
Dita is always so put together and lady like in public except for her occupation (I know she’s a burlesque queen!). I wonder if she ever gets up, doesn’t put on makeup and slubs around in sweats sitting with her legs on a hassock and sort of slumped all over a sofa.
Sometimes I wonder if women find Dita more attractive than men do. She’s always so perfect and I really admire her style, yet I can hardly imagine men finding her more attractive with her clothes off than I find her with her dress on.
She looks like a Real Doll