Better than Beer Goggles

April 13, 2010 in Accessory to Crime, Athletes, Fashion with 4 Comments

Veuve Cliquot goggles

Why did I find these beautiful Veuve Cliquot goggles so late in the season? I don’t ski, or rather I ski so badly that it’s just better for everyone if I say I don’t ski, but I do lounge with astonishing panache, and like Gena Rowlands have made something of a signature of the glasses-as-headband look (yes, I know Plummy does not approve, but she lives in the heart of the godforsaken southern desert, so who’s to tell her, eh?) so these are perfect. I think I’ll pair them with a subtle little outfit combining the devastatingly sexy Norwegian Curling Pants and the subtle hues of the time-worn Hudson’s Bay Jacket. That should be chic enough for any Whistler patio, along with this as a handbag.

Veuve Cliquot carrier

Is that a corkscrew in your pocket or are you both injured and happy to see me?

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4 Responses to “Better than Beer Goggles”

  1. Jennie April 13, 2010 at 10:44 pm #

    Alas the difference between the Great White North hubris and the GRITS (Girls Raised in the South) Attitude… Ski googles or flip flops…. hmmmmm….

  2. raincoaster April 13, 2010 at 11:41 pm #

    Oui. That’s it exactly: Ski goggles and Veuve Cliquot or flip flops and Bud Light.

  3. Miss Plumcake April 14, 2010 at 11:31 am #

    Oi! I don’t approve of them *at funerals* especially not big white ones. Other than that My classic tortoise shell Ray Bans and I are inseparable. ALSO desert my Aunt Fanny! Austin is in the beautiful rolling Texas hill country. We are practically exploding with vernal splendor!
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  4. raincoaster April 14, 2010 at 1:51 pm #

    Can ya ski on those posies?