Breakfast Smoothie

Carbs!!! Om nom nom nom, baby!

Carbs and coffee and Champagne and cocktails: the diva diet. And a ninety-eight pound ballerina figure. Yeah, thanks Hollywood: that’s what I call special effects.

I, too, have been up all night, but instead of running into the love of my life while charmingly windowshopping at Tiffany in full eveningwear (it’s after 5pm, if you count from yesterday, right?) I am jamming up a blog post, scarfing down a chunky, blended thing of fruit and spinach and yogurt, and going for a sweaty old run.

BUT I’M NOT BITTER!!!!