Butt Kristen!
Now this, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is a waste of effort. Because the actual function of a bustle is to add curves where there aren’t any by nature. Famously contrarian Twilight star Kristen Stewart, however, seems to have found one that makes her behind look even flatter than before. Um, congrats? You’re about to become the empowering inspiration for third-rate female impersonators around the globe.
A poop flap! How convenient!
I didn’t think of that. Handy for some of her career choices, I must say.