By Rights, She Should Be Dressed Like an Amish Farm Wife

Manolo says, No, no, Paris Hilton. This is Halloween, when you are supposed to dress the opposite of how you really are.

But, special props for getting Don King as your date.

P.S. Paris Hilton, Serial Alice!

6 Responses to “By Rights, She Should Be Dressed Like an Amish Farm Wife”

  1. danilo October 29, 2007 at 4:40 am #

    Not too far into this story, predictably someone fell into a hole.

  2. raincoaster October 29, 2007 at 6:35 am #

    My god, those stockings make even Stick Insect legs look fat! Remind me never to become a kinky nurse.

  3. Phyllis October 29, 2007 at 7:17 am #

    “Off with her head!”

  4. raincoaster October 29, 2007 at 8:00 am #

    Hey, on second thought, are we so sure she’s not Alice from the old Linda Lavin series?

    “Hey, Paris! Adam and Eve on a raft. Wreck it!”

    I mean, think about it: what could be more of a stretch than Paris going dressed as a hard-working, upstanding citizen?

  5. slownews October 29, 2007 at 9:52 pm #

    Well, at least she has both silver and gold Louboutins with which to accessorize, if not up the class factor.

  6. enc October 30, 2007 at 2:51 pm #

    If your costume requires an explanation—even if it’s in the form of a name embroidered on your “apron,”—then you’ve failed.