Cannes, festival of romance

Mon amour!

Everywhere you look, the famous and semi-famous are lunging down each other’s throats.

Mon famewhore!

8 Responses to “Cannes, festival of romance”

  1. elle May 21, 2009 at 10:49 am #

    seems like someone is a little eager than their partners cough cough paris and brad!!!
    who said obsession was a turn-off!!

  2. mishele May 21, 2009 at 11:00 am #

    Ewwww, Paris looks like an ancient alien crab-like being about to suck the life from her deluded victim. But what she will do is actually worse. Her tongue will unroll itself down into his stomach and she’ll plant little alien crab-like eggs there. They will grow, using his substance, until they hatch and devour the dried husk he has become. Icky!

  3. Long Island May 21, 2009 at 6:09 pm #

    The first couple is Brad and Angelina, right?

    Who is the second couple? And the female is gross.

  4. SusanC May 21, 2009 at 7:05 pm #

    Paris Hilton. And I think she’s confused about which head she’s supposed to be showing affection to.

  5. Ersin May 21, 2009 at 8:56 pm #

    Paris Hilton?! geeee!! she has no control over her body parts.. esp her tongue!!

  6. raincoaster May 21, 2009 at 9:22 pm #

    Is Brad pregnant?

  7. I R A Darth Aggie May 22, 2009 at 9:02 am #

    No, Brad’s just happy to see her…

  8. angela Cox May 24, 2009 at 2:47 am #

    Not to mention the long forgotton , how did Bryan Ferry manage to get in and sing for goodness sake ?He’s not exactly a hit with anyone under 50 is he ?