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Jil Sander Murse

Jil Sander Murse

This, my friends, is a paper bag.

It is not just any paper bag.

It is a paper bag designed by famed German minimalist Jil Sander, and it retails for £185 or $292.59US.

But you don’t want it.

This is the medium size, and at a mere 14″x8″x5″ it is nowhere near large enough to hold the dosage of shame you should have to cart around for paying for the damn thing in the first place.

Jeremy Renner is coordinated!

Jeremy Renner is coordinated

Jeremy Renner is coordinated

From the blog of Ouyang Dan and the Department of Intriguing Questions comes:

How do you get socks to match a watch? I’m just curious!

Enquiring minds want to know…

Russian Innovation

Pavel Petel Boot Spats Stylin Russian Style

Pavel Petel Boot Spats Stylin Russian Style

Here we see Comrade Found Porn Object Pavel Petel posing in pretend boots. Nothing, NOTHING says 21st Century stylish like Boot Spats!

Should you care to peruse Comrade Petel’s extremely NSFW Tumblr, it’s here, and you can thank DListed for the pleasure. PS I never thought they were supposed to go around the “Christmas ornaments” as well.

Friday Caption Contest Results: KISSimmons Edition

Apparently Dear Richard has taken to wearing fancy dress around LA in a successful effort to garner paparazzi photos. The poor man. Well, it’s a Kardashian world; can you blame this formerly-dignified figure for pandering, slightly? We honoured him with our best captions, and now it’s time to announce the winner.

Richard Simmons has had a makeover

Richard Simmons has had a makeover

Pete Howorth August 10, 2012 at 8:39 am #

My mother, ready for a night at the bingo.

Supercongrats to first-time winner Pete! What imaginary swag shall we hypothetically present to our virtual champion? There can be only one (choice).Authentic KISS Destroyer Boots!!

True Form

Clara Bow Knows

Clara Bow Knows

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how a lady accessorizes to read the Racing Form.

Friday Caption Contest: Nolan Miller Edition

RIP Dynasty designer Nolan Miller. In your honour we present this week’s catfight-tastic caption contest.

DON'T RIP THE DRESS, BLAKE!!!!

DON'T RIP THE DRESS, BLAKE!!!!

Friday Caption Contest: Olympic Edition

Oh my. Mymymymymy. These are the official uniforms for podium staff at the London Olympics. Awfully…purple, aren’t they? It’s like, I don’t know, an outtake from a live-action version of The Jetsons Visit a Gay Bar or summat, as they’d no doubt say in Blighty.

Tell us what you’d say in the comments section.

Purple. Puuuuuurple.

Purple. Puuuuuurple.

Friday Caption Contest Results: Nirvana and RuPaul Edition

We’re slowly catching up on our imaginary-prize-giving for the Caption Contests. Come back with us to an earlier time. A simpler time. A significantly less fabulous time: the Nineties!

Nirvana and RuPaul

Nirvana and RuPaul

igirl99
April 2, 2012 at 1:05 am #

They were, without question, the worst Supremes cover band of all time.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to igirl99, a second-time winner, if my memory does not fail me. For her victory, we shall award her a case of black smudge stick eye liner from Stila and the very plaid, very 90’s Eugenia Kim black and beige ‘Sammy’ trooper hat from Bluefly.

Eugenia Kim black and beige plaid wool 'Sammy' trooper hat

Smells like…VICTORY!

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