Linkday Cookies (From Scratch)

The French Kissing Map (StrangeMaps)

Lindsay Lohan still no more of a sellout than before (AgentBedhead)

Britney needs the FedEx! (TheBlemish)

Tina Fey vs Paula Abdul (CelebritySmack)

Amy Winehouse is perfectly responsible, a light sleeper (Celebitchy)

Dennis Quaid sues drug company (TMZ)

Is this butt au naturel or no? (CrunkAndDisorderly)

Pink in the pink (DailyStab)

Johnny Depp needs a cleanliness intervention (HolyCandy)

McSteamy is McVersace (PopOnThePop)

Vangroover is de-Spiced (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Bryan Adams wants you to be nicer to chickens (GabbyBabble)

Teri Hatcher is sued for $2.4 million (ImNotObsessed)

Prince Caspian launches! The revolution will be anthropomorphized! (JustJared)

LOLsens! (Mollygood)

ScarJo sez nosejob no! (Perezhilton)

Britney makes a booty call (Yeeeeah)

Dumb people continue to sue Borat (Defamer)

Pete Doherty, bad boy, worse fighter (AgentBedhead)

Katherine Heigl is cute, honest, soon to be unemployed (HolyCandy)

News Flash: American Idol loser is loser! (Defamer)

Jennifer Lopez rocks the baby bump (CelebrityBabyScoop)

So does Ozzy Osbourne (HolyMoly)

Kate Moss converts to carbs? (ImNotObsessed)

Britney’s rent boy (CeleBitchy)

Renee Zellweger is Bee-having (ICYDK)

Heather Mills was a porn star; worse, she was a bad perm aficionado! (Ninjadude)

Ethan Hawke follows in the footsteps of Jude Law, Robin Williams (GabbyBabble)

What did Meg Ryan do to her face? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Angelina and Maddox salute the National Guard (JustJared)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden launch their children’s charity (PerezHilton)

Will Smith may or may not be harboring body thetans (DListed)

Whitney Houston’s comeback not ready for prime time (Bossip)

The Spice Girls sex up Vangroover (WickedYouth)

Carrie Underwood is back on the market (IDLYITW)

Bryan Adams sports a proud unibrow (TheMeatScale)

Lindsay Lohan, proud pinto (Celebslam)

Mandy Moore, proud floor-farker! (CelebritySmack)

Ashley Tisdale is a deviant no more! (EvilBeet)

What blinding light through yonder window breaks? It is Aretha Franklin! (Jezebel)

Listen, I’m not SAYING that the super-traj cocktail cock-up that wore you to the AMA’s closely resembles another, much more beloved icon of all things worst-dressed. I’m just sayin’ that Bjork, while adorable is also pretty well known to be goat kicking crazy, and I would not be surprised if that little Icelandic pixie would cut a bitch.

Britney Spears IS: the Bionic Woman! (AgentBedhead)

How drunk do you have to be to get arrested for drunkenness in Dublin? Jonathan Rhys Myers knows! (CelebritySmack)

Guess the celebrity whale tail (LiquidGeneration)

Heidi Klum forgot her pants, whale tail (GoFugYourself)

The UN takes on Amy Winehouse, will sendiCanadian peacekeepers to Notting Hill (Mollygood)

Kanye breaks down onstage (StereoHyped)

Alicia Keys is a ninja at the AMA’s (TheMeatScale)

Putting the “whatever” in Model/Actress/Whatever (CrabbiesHollywood)

Jessica Alba is not a morning person (DailyStab)

RIP Mister Whipple! (DListed)

The Hoff takes a bite out of Pamela Anderson (WebstersIsMyBiotch)

Julia Roberts shows off her new baby (PerezHilton)

Julia Roberts steals Handicapped parking spaces (Scandelerious)

13-year-old Amy Winehouse on her hopes for the future (WendyWayrad)

The Redemption of Omarosa (Defamer)

Kim Kardashian vs Beyonce: duelling junk (D*anasDirt)

Naomi Campbell: what an ass (Bossip)

Kristen Bell and her boxer (ImNotObsessed)

Give Thanks: KFed gets the kids for Thanksgiving (EvilBeet)

Owen Wilson, beach boy (Celebslam)

Simon Cowell is a Botox bohunk (US)

Vince Vaughn could cornrow his nosehairs (JustJared)

Jenny from the cell block (GoFugYourself)

The five unsexiest women alive (Maxim)

Kate Moss as the Debbie Harry Zombie (AgentBedhead)

Backstreet’s back! (DailyStab)

Michelle Rodriguez is lost for 180 days (TMZ)

Paris Hilton to annoy Kiefer Sutherland in jail (CelebritySmack)

Britney stands up kids, judge. Again. (I’mNotObsessed)

Penelope Cruz is dating down (HolyCandy)

Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight continue to avoid one another (USWeekly)

Amy Winehouse seeks freedom, fries (GlossLip)

Sarah Jessica Parker covets the scent of superior styling (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

American Idol’s Corey Clark could be touring the slammer soon (WizbangPop)

Reese Witherspoon works the red carpet without Jake (EvilBeetGossip)

Victoria Beckham’s forehead of pebbly doom (Mollygood)

Famous Hookups: just what it says (FamousHookups)

Ricky Martin rocks the sysadmin look (TheMeatScale)

Jenna Bush’s new book, ‘Ana’s Story: A Journey of Hope,’ is based on her experiences working for UNICEF in Latin America. Given the UNICEF connection, it was only appropriate for Clay Aiken to attend the book launch in his official capacity as a US Fund for UNICEF Ambassador. 

What you may not know is that Clay was also attending in his personal capacity, as a man with a story to tell.  I wish him luck in persuading Jenna to pen another book, titled ’Clay’s Story: A Journey of Pies’.

PLUMCAKE: What you don’t see is that in the next frame, Randy teaches Paula how to put on lipstick without using any hands, Molly Ringwald style.

SPIRIT FINGERS: So that would make Paula the basketcase, and not just because she married Emilio Estevez (the athlete).

MANOLO: Simon is, I just think this is horrid. You’re trying for saucy and you’re coming up trampy. Do you really believe America is crying out for this?

SPIRIT FINGERS: No, she certainly didn’t put her best boob forward tonight.

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