Ayyyy!

Ah, who am I kidding? Like I can afford brand-name drugs. I dunno what this is, but it dried up my nose just fine and hasn’t seemed to cause any sideaffex at al an i bot ity frum lenny out bac. i is fien.

oohmaz bad hare day (lolebrity)

dawn uv tha Twavatar (agentbedhead)

blak i’d p’s do robotface (amygrindhouse)

vangroover food prOn (busybeeblogger)

tila tekeela liarliarpantsonfire (celebritysmack)

maree antwanette at the brit awardz (holymoly)

jsimp seeks p-casso (celebitchy)

jiimmy kimmmmmellll gets it rite (celebdirtylaundry)

adam lmbert disconnex u (dailystab)

the ollllyimpic liveblog (gawker)

brangelina breeds monshishi (laughingstork)

st. angelina goez bak to her rutes (dlisted)

boggerpocalypse at b5 (earsucker)

saveypood no i did not make that up stoned thats what it actually said (movieline)

oh noes save teh fayk babehz~! (litelysalted)

what is this a photoshop contest (ibbb)

hello ur lyin (evilbeet)

meenwyle penny lane still undervalyood (gabbybabble)

undies win kellan lutz over (ineedmyfix)

menz fashun brit awardz im confyoozed wherez kfed (UKPopSugar)

axl roze 2 okkazhun (seriouslyomg)

i beeleev u have a hit (tengossip)

soaffie munks fone iz on vybrayte (theskinny)

Now that is a cat who can pull off a hat!

Always winter and never Christmas, you say? (Lolebrity)

How to put a lid on your lad or lass (TheManolo)

The Fake Decade (Gawker)

Baby, it sucks to be you (AgentBedhead)

TimDon splits! (AmyGrindhouse)

But I LIKE the handbag! (PopSugar)

“Like ‘Twilight’ for the Anistons of the World” (DListed)

JSimp a simp? (BusyBeeBlogger)

The Hotness Which Is KevJo (HolyCandy)

Amy Winehouse a delightful addition to any children’s play (CeleBitchy)

Fashion of the Zeros (PopEater)

Lady Gaga’s a WOMAN? (DailyStab)

Santabuse! (Cracked)

Ballooning Jail Sentence for Balloon Boy Dad (CelebritySmack)

All of these imaginary people are getting more sex than you (Movieline)

Check out Neil Patrick Harris’s balls! (LitelySalted)

Leave John Lennon ALOOOOOOOONE! (SeriouslyOMG)

Although he may be a little childish…

there’s really no question that Hugh Jackman is well-adjusted.

Paris Hilton’s truth in advertising (Lolebrity)

Michael Jackson, still dead (AgentBedhead)

Celine Dion shooting blanks (AmyGrindhouse)

Shakira: wigger, PLEASE! (HolyMoly)

Eat, Pray, Love, Get A Really Bad Bathtub Bleach Job (BusyBeeBlogger)

Emanuel Ungaro calls Lindsay Lohan “Destroyer of souls” (CeleBitchy)

Marlee Matlin tells world to STFU, get a life (HollywoodInsider)

I’m the Gossip Queen of the Universe!!! (CelebritySmack)

Yet more Robert Pattinson pix (TenGossip)

Emma Watson is, like, totally a commie pinko satanist (CelebJihad)

Kathy Griffin and the Fresh Prince: is this what you call the Dream Team? (SeriouslyOMG)

And the Nightmare Team: Brandon Davis and Avril Lavigne (PopBytes)

Smells like…Has-been! (LitelySalted)

Lilo is cutting (AllieIsWired)

Levi gets out of his Levis for Playgirl (TheAwl)

Kate Moss is a furry (UKPopSugar)

Why is NOBODY talking about Wino’s new freckles? (ICYDK)

Find SamRo a new girlfriend (CityRag)

oh wait, someone already found her one (Gawker)

Behold the moose knuckle of Robert Downey Jr (DailyStab)

Kristin Stewart lets a 4-year-old dress her (INO)

Carrie Prejean to put her video experience to good use (GabbyBabble)

The country music a-wars (EvilBeet)

Who’s the wind beneath Rihanna’s buffalo wings? (JustJared)

Francomania! (Movieline)

“Fresh.” I meant, “fresh.” Ha, I didn’t know you could count that fast on your fingers, experienced as you are through years of following celebrity pregnancies.

Well, freck that.

Recovering professional addict Amy Winehouse makes sure she has adequate support for dealing with the paparazzi.

What is it about a day in court that causes even the most messed up celebrity to pull themselves together? Hooray for random assaults – it’s always preferable to hurt others rather than yourself!

Anyone from BC will tell you about the benefits of real apple cider: it counts as a serving of fruit AND alcohol! A twofer! It doesn’t get much better than that!

Bret Michaels’ finest moment (Websters)

RPattz depants (TenGossip)

Celebs and their babies at play (ASL)

Shave the Colbert! (SeriouslyOMG)

Nicole Kidman with kid? (Popbytes)

The Hangover (UKPopSugar) stars Bradley Cooper who happens to be a friend of mine and gosh, I didn’t even know he had a movie career!

NPH soon to be commemorated (PerezHilton)

Ryan Seacrest’s Before They Were Famous (DListed)

Kelly Ripa vs cancer (INO)

J-Ann asks for a break (HwBw)

Supermodel divorce is super-ugly (GabbyBabble)

Ben and Jen still alive! (EvilBeet)

Frances Bean vs Courtney Love (Gawker)

Tony Red Carpet photos (Dailystab)

The David Carradine mystery (CelebuWreck)

Ashlee Simpson needs, obtains, photo-op (CelebritySmack)

I mean, like, seriously, who’s the handsomest man? (VanityFair)

Scarjo=Bangladesh (AgentBedhead)

I’m on what I call the Diva Diet: I don’t eat fattening food or drink alcohol unless someone else pays for it. That way, it has no calories! And most particularly, a Sapphire Collins has even fewer, because every fool knows bubbles are calorie-free!

Link Challenge: Booze!

Megan Fox was sotally tober when she said that (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse boozed (AmyGrindhouse)

Brooke Shields defends the Paladin of Pisco, her Saviour of Sake, her Kamikaze Knight (BusyBeeBlogger)

Octomom isn’t drunk, just crazy (CeleBitchy)

Has Meghan McCain gotten into Mom’s pillbox? (NYDN)

Boy George’s sobering good looks (CelebritySmack)

Lady Gaga, straight up (BST)

STOP THE PRESSES VICTORIA BECKHAM IN FLATS (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Emmy Rossum pulled over, apparently just in time (CelebuWreck)

This video is psychoactive (Crunk+Disorderly)

LiLo to sober up? (DailyStab)

Ho, Ho, Ho, somebody got into the leftover eggnog (Gawker)

Is that a mickey in your pocket or are you just Come On, Get Happy to see me? (DListed)

Bennifer 2.0 on the rocks? (EvilBeet)

George Clooney is a tall drink of … where was I? (INO)

A sobering thought for Brooke Hogan (IBBB)

Dear Miss California, have a cocktail and calm down (JustJared)

Confucius sez just because there is vodka in the Green Room, doesn’t mean you have to drink it (PerezHilton)

Tarantino transvestites, tipples (FAB)

Medical emergency: blogger needs cocktail STAT! (Websters)

Is anyone sober on Twitter? (SeriouslyOMG)

Adam Lambert’s fans are drunk on his love (TenGossip)

Shitney Beers is the fiercest hillbilly trannie! (OMG)