Pre-Independence Day Links
Ashley Kaufman can has dysfunctional famlee, recording contract? (Lolebrity)
Heidi Fleiss, failed madam, successful reality show star (WOWReport)
A-Rod behaving like a free agent (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Is this a musical which I see before me,
The Beckhams the subject? Come, David, let me clutch thee;
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. (SeriouslyOMG)
Jake Gyllenhaal is a swordsman (ASL)
The pregnant woman/man gives birth (LilSugar)
England hates America: REVOLT! (Radar)
Jay-Z keeps slaves? (PerezHilton)
Chris Martin: a boob saved by boobies (Mollygood)
Anderson Cooper is in the Advocate and he doesn’t care who knows it (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Jack Black stole his mom’s stash (ImNotObsessed)
Chace Crawford hearts the cougars (JustJared)
What not to wear…LIVE! (GoFugYourself)
Relive the Rave! (FourFour)
Christie Brinkley will soon be free of that creep (DListed)
Lindsay Lohan beats the odds, makes it to 22 (Defamer)
Matt Damon no longer sexiest man alive (DailyStab)
Coming soon: a mysterious poisoning in Afghanistan (Crunk&Disorderly)
Shockingly, Katie Holmes fails to sell more than a million dollars in tickets (AgentBedhead)