Ayyyy!

You know what to do with this gif from the wondrous Lana Del Rey Dancing blog.

Anna Wintour watches Lana Del Rey

Arrivals for the State Dinner in honour of the Camerons

Specifically, the hide of the last Dragon Lady to attempt to stand in her way.

Whom she killed with one single basilisk glare.

You know what they say in Nashville: the higher the hair, the closer to God!

Tying Pete Sampras’ record 14 Grand Slam wins is not a bad achievement on its own, but shouldn’t Roger Federer also go down in history as the only man that has been able to bring Anna to such throes of ecstatic delight?

Any advice on how to recreate the look for less? Or is expensive surgery the only way to get my arms twisted into such unnatural angles?

Giving every middle-aged sex fiend false hope (AgentBedhead)

Britney’s first choice busted! (Celebitchy)

In the UK t hey do celeb wrapping paper, here, we have celeb condomwrapping. (CelebritySlam)

Full House fully in revival (DailyStab)

 It’s the end of the world as we know it (Defamer)

TomKat poses well (EvilBeet)

Barack + Barbara = Love (GabbyBabble)

 Twilight fashion crimes (GoFugYourself)

Full House to be refilled (CandyKirby)

 Lilo’s Fun with MySpace (IBBB)

Shia on a skateboard (JustJared)

Maddox makes your baby feel inadequate (PopSugar)

Madonna, photographed by Jules Verne (Websters)

 The Puppycam Diaspora (Gawker)

You know that blooming tea stuff? It looks strangely familiar…

Jennifer Aniston attempts to make up for lost time? (GabbyBabble)

Remember, Remember the 5th of November (GuidoFawkes)

Biggest casting against type since Darryl Hannah played an astrophysicist in Roxanne (AgentBedhead)

Not Gut! Steve Guttenberg is a flasher (CelebritySmack)

The fats of life: Janet Jackson’s diet book cancelled (HolyMoly)

Blaaaaaaaake, Incarcerated…in rehab (DailyStab)

Fun with celebrity holograms! (BestWeekEver)

Hologram-O-rama (Defamer)

RIP Michael Crichton (MomLogic)

Marilyn Manson is single again, girls! (DListed)

Matthew McConaughey is singlehandedly bringing trailer trash back (CeleBitchy)

Paris Hilton would overdress for the opening of an envelope (CelebWarship)

The world is ending, but the afterparty has begun! (IBBB)

Ashlee Simpson is Chuck Barry’s dream girl? (CandyKirby)

Anna Wintour birthday fanfic (GoFugYourself)

Prince Harry, charity hottie (UKPopSugar)

What did Vegas do to deserve this? (Websters)

Ryan Seacrest takes his best shot (SeriouslyOMG)

Owen Wilson: the Butterscotch Stallion rides again! (lolebrity)

Couture Catfight: Anna Wintour vs Jenny from the Block (Gawker)

Faster, Britney, Kill, Kill! (AgentBedhead)

Morgan Freeman is back on the market (CeleBitchy)

Cindy Crawford is still flawless, now topless (SeriouslyOMG)

Tori Spelling is a Cher impersonator (IBBB)

Jennifer Aniston’s biological alarm just went off (Websters)

Be all that you can be: a fembot (SuperfantasticPlastic)

Jenna Jameson’s babymaker still works! (CandyKirby)

Keanu Reeves gets to keep a secret from you (JustJared)

Karl Lagerfeld shows off the grandkid (FakeKarl)

Josh Holloway is a Pebbles Flintstone impersonator (SocialiteLife)

Howard Stern drives his sidekick to drink (DailyStab)

Shia’s appendage may be cut (CelebritySmack)

Bus Rage: so much for a perfect record (WOWReport)

Words I never thought I’d type: Paris Hilton for President (Mollygood)

Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro to re-ignite your movie screens (UKPopsugar)

Little Black BCC: Hollywood Madame Follies (Defamer)