Arrivals for the State Dinner in honour of the Camerons

Specifically, the hide of the last Dragon Lady to attempt to stand in her way.

Whom she killed with one single basilisk glare.

You know what they say in Nashville: the higher the hair, the closer to God!

Tying Pete Sampras’ record 14 Grand Slam wins is not a bad achievement on its own, but shouldn’t Roger Federer also go down in history as the only man that has been able to bring Anna to such throes of ecstatic delight?

Any advice on how to recreate the look for less? Or is expensive surgery the only way to get my arms twisted into such unnatural angles?

Britney’s first choice busted! (Celebitchy)

In the UK t hey do celeb wrapping paper, here, we have celeb condomwrapping. (CelebritySlam)

Full House fully in revival (DailyStab)

 It’s the end of the world as we know it (Defamer)

TomKat poses well (EvilBeet)

Barack + Barbara = Love (GabbyBabble)

 Twilight fashion crimes (GoFugYourself)

Full House to be refilled (CandyKirby)

 Lilo’s Fun with MySpace (IBBB)

Shia on a skateboard (JustJared)

Maddox makes your baby feel inadequate (PopSugar)

Madonna, photographed by Jules Verne (Websters)

 The Puppycam Diaspora (Gawker)

Jennifer Aniston attempts to make up for lost time? (GabbyBabble)

Remember, Remember the 5th of November (GuidoFawkes)

Biggest casting against type since Darryl Hannah played an astrophysicist in Roxanne (AgentBedhead)

Not Gut! Steve Guttenberg is a flasher (CelebritySmack)

The fats of life: Janet Jackson’s diet book cancelled (HolyMoly)

Blaaaaaaaake, Incarcerated…in rehab (DailyStab)

Fun with celebrity holograms! (BestWeekEver)

Hologram-O-rama (Defamer)

RIP Michael Crichton (MomLogic)

Marilyn Manson is single again, girls! (DListed)

Matthew McConaughey is singlehandedly bringing trailer trash back (CeleBitchy)

Paris Hilton would overdress for the opening of an envelope (CelebWarship)

The world is ending, but the afterparty has begun! (IBBB)

Ashlee Simpson is Chuck Barry’s dream girl? (CandyKirby)

Anna Wintour birthday fanfic (GoFugYourself)

Prince Harry, charity hottie (UKPopSugar)

What did Vegas do to deserve this? (Websters)

Ryan Seacrest takes his best shot (SeriouslyOMG)

Couture Catfight: Anna Wintour vs Jenny from the Block (Gawker)

Faster, Britney, Kill, Kill! (AgentBedhead)

Morgan Freeman is back on the market (CeleBitchy)

Cindy Crawford is still flawless, now topless (SeriouslyOMG)

Tori Spelling is a Cher impersonator (IBBB)

Jennifer Aniston’s biological alarm just went off (Websters)

Be all that you can be: a fembot (SuperfantasticPlastic)

Jenna Jameson’s babymaker still works! (CandyKirby)

Keanu Reeves gets to keep a secret from you (JustJared)

Karl Lagerfeld shows off the grandkid (FakeKarl)

Josh Holloway is a Pebbles Flintstone impersonator (SocialiteLife)

Howard Stern drives his sidekick to drink (DailyStab)

Shia’s appendage may be cut (CelebritySmack)

Bus Rage: so much for a perfect record (WOWReport)

Words I never thought I’d type: Paris Hilton for President (Mollygood)

Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro to re-ignite your movie screens (UKPopsugar)

Little Black BCC: Hollywood Madame Follies (Defamer)

What IS Dick Cheney looking at? The possibilities revealed (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Karl Lagerfeld’s coke dealer photographed! (Towleroad)

For your next necrophiliac Goth stag party: the Marilyn Monroe postmortem sex tape (Websters)

Pete Doherty adapting well to the bottom bunk (AgentBedhead)

But his ego needs a separate bed (CelebWarship)

Kate Moss dressed for a white wedding (TheRadReport)

Amy Winehouse with child (DListed)

Mariah’s diet secrets have nothing to do with lipo, coke, or diet Redbull. Honest to blog (HollywoodBackwash)

James Blunt is easily hurt (ICYDK)

The Hoff is hawt! (SeriouslyOMG)

Grandma got run over by Timbaland (DerekHail)

Britney Spears to show Chris Crocker how it’s done (TastefulCelebs)

The $90 million per year Chickenhawk strikes again! (CircusHour)

Did a jealous Woz put the hit on Adnan Ghalib? (CeleBitchy)

Jessica Alba visited by the Titty Fairy (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Britney gives ME whiplash, too (CelebritySmack)

JLo lost preggo weight, yo. You may now recommence hating her (JustJared)

Save the cheerleader (from the paparazzi) (GabbyBabble)

Hillary Clinton can’t even get a boilermaker right (DailyStab)

Renee Zellweger and the Curse of Bridget Jones (DailyMail)

I Know My Kid’s a Star lets everyone know your mom is a trainwreck (IBBB)

Recession makes Botox unaffordable? Twice the worry lines! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Silver Fox Smackdown: Miss Manners vs Anna Wintour (Gawker)

SATC spoilers. Uh, SPOILER ALERT! (Defamer)

The Great Kate Beckinsale Quiz (Esquire)

What has Barack Obama done for you lately? (BarackObamaIsYourNewBicycle)

Rita Skeeter exclusive: Harry and Hermione hook up! (PerezHilton)

Anna Wintour vs Carine Roitfeld, duelling fashion editrixes (Gawker)

The Key to Happiness (RuPaul)

Dina Lohan knows art when she sees it, bitch! (Defamer)

George Clooney gets all the tail, but none of the luv (AgentBedhead)

Celine Dion is the queen of the world! (fourfour)

Break out the black armbands: Sean Bean married again, dammit! (Celebitchy)

Brangelina’s brood hit the slopes (Popsugar)

Without Mandy Moore and CheezWhiz, you are nothing (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Celebrity mansions! (Cityrag)

Rumer Willis gets tossed back onto the mean streets (Celebslam)

Jessica Alba discovers she’s Latino (ICYDK)

Victoria Gotti rises from the dead, Elvira of the Light (HollywoodRag)

Owen Wilson goes back to work, Jennifer Aniston soon to put another notch in her diaphragm case (AllieIsWired)

Monsters who get chicks (Maxim)

Jennifer Lopez to give birth to Steve Austin twins (DailyStab)

Free the Pink! (CelebritySmack)

Katherine Heigl wearing my grandmother’s sofa (ImNotObsessed)

FitCeleb, the new blog on the block (FitCeleb)