Jesse McCartney goes Greek (CelebrityDirt)

Isabella Rossellini’s porn quiz (AgentBedhead)

Larry Flynt is behind the Sarah Palin porn movie (CandyKirby)

Would YOU wear Usher’s lingerie? (DailyStab)

Nikki Blonsky commits vagina violence (CelebritySmack)

Jessica Alba in bondage (HolyMoly)

A history of celebrity sex tapes (Bild)

How the Anne Hathaway buttsecks rumour took over the Internet (Defamer)

Hot nuts! (DListed)

Harriet Carter has something for every activity (IBBB)

Thanks to Brangelina, Britney and TomKat, it’s the end of the world as we know it (MollyGood)

Shannon Doherty does NOT approve this sex tape (Websters)

Dirt wins! Mr Clean is dead! (TheBlemish)

No need to fret Anne Hathaway, your hair and makeup are impeccably done as usual and all the fellas agree that your legs look great too.  In fact I quite like what you’ve got on….if it came in a size for storing jewelry or makeup brushes.

Heather Locklear reminds me of something… (Lolebrity)

Sharon Stone wants her kid to have Botox (CelebWarship)

Spike Lee: Why Tonto Should Be a Brother (CandyKirby)

Playing the straight man to Pete Doherty’s Abbott AND Costello (AgentBedhead)

Bret Michaels’ wig is a blogger, too (CelebritySmack)

Kelly Osbourne owes her sex education to Black Sabbath (DailyStab)

Anne Hathaway does not talk nasty (CeleBitchy)

Where Beyonce’s old wigs go to die (Crunk&Disorderly)

God-hating Bill Maher vs Flat Earther Sherri Shepherd (Defamer)

The girl who was JT LeRoy (Gawker)

Mischa Barton works the “Gilbert Grape” look (GoFugYourself)

Helena Bonham Carter’s steampunk shoes (DListed)

Dave Grohl identifies with his attackers (GabbyBabble)

The Wire, with special guest Samuel Beckett (EvilBeet)

Vivienne Westwood’s Parisian catwalk pix (HollywoodRag)

Naomi Watts just won the birthday present stakes (PopSugar)

The Hills monumental recap (IBBB)

Chace Crawford needs to overcome gayface (Mollygood)

Sarah Michelle Gellar and a dolphin unicorn chaser (Websters)

nb: No disrespect to the lemon curd is meant. I’m sure it’s just really, really friendly.

Zombie Kate Hudson wants brainssssss (Lolebrity)

Metallica hates music downloaders, loves trophy wives (AgentBedhead)

No, Megan Fox, that’s not why people think you’re trashy (DailyStab)

Like father, like son: Ryan and Redmond O’Neal busted for meth (CelebritySmack)

Like father, like son: The Brolins have Bromance (Defamer)

Anne Hathaway is a cruel, cruel woman (CandyKirby)

Anonymous gets Sarah Palin’s email deleted (Gawker)

Stayin’ Alive gets the zombie treatment from Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly (HolyMoly)

Harriet Carter is a fan of Wyld Stallyns! (IBBB)

Britney’s backslidin’ y’all (Websters)

Kate Hudson in London does that “when in Rome thing” (Popbytes)

Top Ten Signs Your Dress is Too Slutty (Yeeeeah)

Yes, it’s okay to hate Gwyneth Paltrow again (PopSugar)

Rosario Dawson shows off her pressed hams (DailyMail)

Meet Sarah Palin’s witch doctor (Mollygood)

Hugh Hefner is a friend with REAL benefits (CeleBitchy)

How do you do it Anne Hathaway? Even though all signs indicate you’ve been used to scrub an old grimy stovetop, you still manage to handle it with your usual aplomb and an elegant pair of shoes.  Household drudgery has never seemed so glamourous!