Ayyyy!

Suri has a muneez (Lolebrity)

Richard Simmons is a man’s man (Websters)

Guyliner goes mainstream (AgentBedhead)

Eyeliner works wonders (DailyStab)

Lance Armstrong comes out…of relationship (CelebritySmack)

Janice Dickinson, hot tranny mess (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Tranny or Trash: YOU decide! (CandyKirby)

Britney’s new friend is hung like a horse (IBBB)

New Trannie Barbies: Xtina and Eva (ImNotObsessed)

Ashley Tisdale trawls for tuna (JustJared)

Paris Hilton, cobbler to the creme de la creme of drag performers (Mollygood)

So then, what does Tony Romo get if he wins MVP? (PopSugar)

NIN, straight up (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

America’s Got Confusion: there are professional Ozzy Osbourne impersonators? (Defamer)

Morrissey invades Israel (Gawker)

____er ____ed for ****ing in ___ (Radar)

Flannel-shirted Miley Cyrus will NOT kiss a girl! (CeleBitchy)

Tom Cruise no longer a mama’s boy? (InTouch)

Amy Winehouse is a vampire (DListed)

Dere’s nuttin lyke a Dame Helen Mirren in a bikini (Lolebrity)

Her Majesty’s only suitable consort: James Bond (Websters)

Aubrey O’Day: when drag queens go bad (JustJared)

Jordan: when drag queens get it right (GoFugYourself)

Justin Timberlake gets a makeover (Defamer)

In unrelated news, Amy Winehouse has gained weight (Towleroad)

Finally, Ben Affleck understands what all those high school health classes were about (ImNotObsessed)

The private hell of the professional autographer (Radar)

Kate Hudson goes the distance to whack some balls (PopSugar)

Emmy nominations; Katherine Heigl surprisingly absent (SeriouslyOMG)

The Goot is a lover AND a fighter (Mollygood)

Breast Dressed: the Estrogen Gladiator (CandyKirby)

The Peroxide Twins do lunch (IBBB)

HBO tells Seth Rogen that Canadians don’t deserve entourages (HollywoodBackwash)

Pete Doherty is wanted? (GabbyBabble)

Claire Danes is the Skeleton in Red (EvilBeet)

Katie Holmes commits the ultimate fashion crime (DListed)

Heidi Klum’s body not perfect enough for insurance company (DailyStab)

Amy Winehouse spotted in a bathroom stall (CelebritySmack)

Chav Pride! (AgentBedhead)

Dress your children in Avril Lavigne (CeleBitchy)

Rolling Stone drives stake into Britney Spears with unholy hackiography (Defamer)

Britney’s only Goth from the waist down (DailyStab)

Pete Doherty seeks new life as Smackbob Nopants (Gawker)

or maybe the Easter Bunny? (AgentBedhead)

Top 10 reasons to miss Anna Nicole Smith (Jezebel)

Lindsay Lohan goes dark (CelebritySmack)

Amy Winehouse will bring the funk, may bring the crack to the Grammies (TMZ)

We traded the UK Snoop Dogg for Amy (HolyMoly)

Eva Mendez more Disco than Goth, in rehab for coke (LARagMag)

Scott Weiland, Velvet Revolver front man, back in treatment (GenosWorld)

ScarJo and PeCru go pansexual for ex-sexagenarian Woody Allen (Gabsmash)

Goths Celebs of the Day: Demi and Ashton wear all-black to his 30th birthday party (HolyCandy)

Kill me now: Cher and Tom Cruise were lovers? (Dlisted)

Top 5 celebrity Goth chicks (Hi-5)

The Last Supper of Trent Reznor (LolNIN)

Another reason to drink as if you need one (WorkoutMommy)

Mystery man in black (ImNotObsessed)

Brittany Snow joins the Trenchcoat Mafia (DerekHail)

Lost Boy still lost, still blood-sucking (PerezHilton)

Dita von Teese as the Girl Next Door (SkunksBlog)

Kat von D will never tattoo another agent as long as she lives! (Mollygood)

Kirsten “Vampire Chronicles” Dunst vanishes (Celebitchy)

Madonna is immortal. Because plastic can’t die (TheMeatScale)

Sorry, no Angelina Jolie or Avril Lavigne stories today. Haven’t you heard? They’re not Goth.

So, what WAS Britney on last night? (Defamer)

She’s on downers and solitude now. Countdown to Goth comeback album… (CelebritySmack)

Starbucks stock drops after Spears lockup (PerezHilton)

David Lynch hates your iPhone (Gawker)

Gerard Butler, closet karaoke cowboy (AgentBedhead)

Heather Mills stars in A Return to Homelessness (CeleBitchy)

Lindsay Lohan puckers up like a sugarplum fairy-hag (DailyStab)

Paris Hilton gives Kelly Osborne her first (Dlisted)

Matthew, Fox (sorry, “Matthew Fox”) spills Lost spoilers! (JustJared)

Potted celebrities (Cityrag)

Leave Chris Crocker alone! (EvilBeet)

Lydia Hearst as Pebbles Flintstone, porn star (GoFugYourself)

Jennifer Aniston baby bump watch barren (HolyCandy)

Avril Lavigne responds to a good Dom (ImNotObsessed)

Woman slashes Leonardo DiCaprio with a broken bottle, flees to Canuckistan (Mollygood)

Time after time…and this one’s after its best-before date (Websters)

Stalker Resource: your celebrity address book! (dissfunktional)

Happy Birthday, Britney! Hope someone gave you new extensions (PerezHilton)

Paris Hilton gets matching lips (TheMeatScale)

JLoHew’s butt speaks out! (Popsugar)

Eddie Murphy does his daughter a favor (CelebritySmack)

Who wore it best: Ariel or Beyonce? (HolyCandy)

Is this the worst celebrity tattoo in Hollywood? (HolyMoly)

Cindy Crawford still perfect, married to perfect man (SplashNewsOnline)

Paris Hilton in flotation device stranglehold! (Mollygood)

Eva Green will cut you, look fabulous doing it (DListed)

Christina Aguilera’s cookie craving (ImNotObsessed)

Jay Leno coughs up for staff, still falls short (EW)

Avril Lavigne is in my hood! Should be wearing one in this weather! (DailyStab)

Jennifer Lopez debuts the BIG bump at Movies Rock 2007 (JustJared)

Tom Cruise puts the muscle on a big bear (CelebrityBabyScoop)

A picture is worth a thousand words…particularly this one of Tomkat (SeriouslyOMG)

What are celebrities for? Amy Winehouse lives out our nightmares (HollywoodBackwash)

Avril Lavigne “Takes It.”

Cheating on her husband with an electronic device? Tsk, tsk: surely she’s neither the first nor last woman to do so, we imagine.

Isabella Blow, styled by Alexander McQueen and Frank Frazetta (SassyBella)

Christina Aguilera registers for baby presents (HollywoodOffender)

Zahara Jolie-Pitt flips the bird (TeenyManolo)

Is Ryan Gosling more Ryan Cygnet lately? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Britney finds her destiny (PopSugar)

Is EVERYBODY pregnant? Nicole Kidman edition (Celebitchy)

Catherine Zeta-Jones’s marriage tips (I’mNotObsessed)

Coffee-wielding Britney fan seeks Chris Crocker-style stardom (Defamer)

The fifty best breasts in movie history (what, no Fabio?) (Filmthreat)

Sean Astin is still Goonie, after all these years (MTV)

Britney hides from her children (TMZ)

Who wore it best: Beckham or Bird? (HolyCandy)

Prince Harry’s sinuses are clean as a whistle (CelebritySmack)

The Pamela Anderson Husband-O-Matic (AgentBedhead)

Avril really knows how to work a mic (TheBlemish)