Q: What’s better than beating out Daniel Craig, Johnny Depp and Rupert Grint to win the first National Movie Award for best male performance?
A: Getting goosed expertly by Helen Mirren while she jollily regales you with tales of her naked beach capers.
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Lindsay Lohan’s street style (Cityrag)
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Tori Amos serenades Britney Spears (LA Rag Mag)
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Chloe Sevigny’s rehab-themed photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar (Hollywood Backwash)
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Shia Le Buff (WOW Report)
O.J. has a girlfriend? (Glossip)
Sharon Stone does Dior (Players, Haters, and Imitators)
Chris Crocker-themed Myspace graphics (MyMyspace)
Ellen had high hopes for the staying power of her elaborate hairdo. As an extra precaution she had even worn her lucky double tassel tieback and partaken in her traditional auspicious gorgefest:
GREY’S ANATOMY star ELLEN POMPEO has a lucky restaurant she visits on her way to Los Angeles awards shows. The actress reveals she likes to “eat a lot” before arriving at events like the Emmy Awards – and there’s one place she loves to visit. She says, “I eat a lot because it’s a long day. I have a ritual now where I go to Joan’s on Third and get my Chicken Milanese. “Then I like to have a spread for all the hair and make-up people and stylists. We have an expresso machine out.”
But alas, the gods of awards night coiffures were not smiling on her. By the end of the night, things had begun to unravel and all of her assistants were too busy stuffing their faces with lightly breaded chicken breast and chugging back the caffeine to care.
The bad thing about wearing this type of dress: Rough and scratchy linen fibres can cause irritation in the most inconvenient and worst imaginable places.
The good thing about wearing this type of dress: When there is an itch that simply demands to be scratched in full view of the cameras, deep pockets are an absolute godsend.
So I said to my gown designer, I don’t care where they came from or what kind of virus they died of, as long as you can source a ton of those things in time for the Emmys.
