Don’t worry, Cybill. You don’t look completely ridiculous working the “Sears Wish Book 1978″ look in your off-the-shoulder red “lounging ensemble.” You only look mostly ridiculous, far too orange, and tragically (not fabulously) retro.

What do you think? Can even the mighty powers of John Hamm make chinos and a plaid shirt dapper? I’m unconvinced. I think one or two Dirty Martinis would help me make up my mind, or at least blur my vision sufficiently to get over the Suburban Dad-ness of the ensemble.

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Rita Wilson shows herself to be a fashionista at the height of her powers. That height? About fifteen feet from the floor:

At the National Movie Awards last night, Gwyneth Paltrow is as pleased as punch that she scored a Judy Jetson dress the exact colour of Tahitian Treat.

I think she’s got it on backwards, actually.

TomKat is also all smiles, because they know they saved a bundle by buying that dress for $12 at H&M.

Wait, back up. Let’s get some celebrity reaction shots to that hot pink mess of Paltrow’s:

Emma Watson.

Kylie Minogue.

Tom Cruise.

And

Chris Rock, my imaginary boyfriend (#12 So far.).

And defy the fashion history of the last three years.

Normally, I’d say the Gladiator look is completely finito (and not a moment too soon), but for some reason I just can’t place I’m rather inclined to let this particular iteration go. No, wait; I’ve reconsidered. It must all come off right! now!

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Obviously VERY carefully wrapped, that is. I’d hate to get that Postage Due.

I want Daphne Guinness’ Alexander McQueen outfit, and the invisible sword that presumably goes with it. And a moderately-sized vat of gin, STAT; this is a medical emergency. We lost to the US in an Olympic hockey game for the first time since 1960, and all of Canada is in bed, drunk and sobbing and holding on to it’s little Troll doll for dear life; all of Canada except me. Someone has to blog this pain away. I am in no mood to be trifled with, except perhaps by Hugh Jackman, and he should wear body armour just to be safe.

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