Did I watch the Golden Globes? Are you kidding, that’s what recappers are for! But I did do a roundup of the best Golden Globes themed GIFs (hard G, y’all) and pick out the biggest loser, fashion-wise, so you’re welcome.
If, like me, you missed the whole thing, watch this video that recaps it in ninety seconds flat. Like me.
Let’s start with respected theatre and motion picture actress Emma Thompson seen here demonstrating her classical RADA training in how to make an unforgettable entrance.
Also making a memorable entrance was Elisabeth Moss on the ManiCam (the ManiCam is a thing? Jesus, take the wheel).
Elisabeth Moss and the ManiCam
The evening’s theme was “Negging,” flawlessly demonstrated here by my boy Bono.
Bono No Go
Everybody’s least favorite heiress (after Paris Hilton) jumped on the negging trend; it will no doubt form the centerpiece of an episode of Girls in the near future.
Leah Don’t Play That Way
Other celebs to leap aboard the negging juggernaut included:
Tommy Lee Jones
Protip: he’s really not into you
and the normally-sunny Julia Louis Dreyfuss
JLewDry and ReeWi
as well as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, the hosts.
Emma Watson knows it’s coming
It’s Mean Girls Live!
was it good for you too, Emma Watson?
Satisfying. In fact, negging on Taylor was a sub-plot all night. That spirit is embodied here in Everyone’s New Favorite Spunky Blonde, Jennifer Lawrence.
Jlaw vs TaySwi
Negging on JLaw’s couture Dior dress was a Thing as well, although it was not a GIF. Still, amusing and accurate.
We don’t Love it and yes I know that’s badminton not tennis. Shut up.
The World’s Most Perfect Person negged her own shoes, and they were Louboutins, and went on to neg the entire process of awards-presentation, but of course she did it flawlessly!
Emma is Telling You Things
Emma has her priorities straight
Emma wants a refill
And it all ended happily ever after.
Amy and Bono sitting in a tree
Unless your name is Ali Hewson, of course.