Ayyyy! » Ayyyy!

Xtina’s BACK!

raincoaster — Wed, 09 May 2012 10:12:41 +0000

Christina Aguilera's back

And we’ve got her. WAYYY too much of her for that outfit, in fact. But the clear support strap is intriguing: is this what they used to give Mariah a six pack? Looks like a clear plastic cheese wire, and we should all be grateful that Xtina’s leathery hide retained surface tension enough to fight it off.

Gold On Girl

raincoaster — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:38:59 +0000

Jennifer Lopez shines

Ladies and gentlemen, there are Hammer pants. And then there are JackHammer pants. These ones are giving me a headache.

Strange Creature Sighted in Florida

raincoaster — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:01:01 +0000

Phoebie Price

Not since the Creature from the Black Lagoon has the seashore shuddered at such a sight. Scientists are not sure what the creature is, exactly, although they have established that it is primarily composed of inorganic materials. And they’re pretty sure it had a bit part in Something About Mary.

Katy Perry Lives the Moment

raincoaster — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:05:52 +0000

Katy Perry lives the moment

To be specific, that one moment from a 1986 Swatch ad when this outfit was considered totally tubular.

Salma Hayek goes seepies

raincoaster — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 10:25:57 +0000

Salma Hayek PJs

Ayyyy! Somebody alert the Manolo! Looks like Salma Hayek has got herself a job as a blogger!

Open Wide

raincoaster — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 09:31:35 +0000

Angelina Opens Wide

Oh dear. Looks like SOMEBODY bought the wrong size tampon!

Post-Friday Caption Contest: Stella McCartney Edition

raincoaster — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 06:40:01 +0000

Oh, Stella, this is not your best work. We’re going to do it to you in the captions, and we’re going to do it to you hard.

Stella McCartney

Slightly-Delayed Friday Caption Contest Results: Waisting Away Edition

raincoaster — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:12:10 +0000

We’re back! Just in time to announce our winner of last week’s Caption Contest. Congratulations to all our entries, who kept it clean, kept it funny, and kept it WAY more polite than I would have.

SAMMICH, girl. Dayum! Your elbow shouldn't be the widest part of your arm

skahammer
February 12, 2012 at 2:15 am

Responding to IMF demands, the Romanian government’s belt-tightening measures sadly went too far.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Skahammer! For our winner of indeterminate gender and undetermined circumference, we hypothetically present the entirely virtual swag of the actually real but in this case imago-swaginary New Yorker belt with solid silver fittings, from Vogt Silvesmiths. Talk about a money belt!

Slightly-Delayed Friday Caption Contest: Waisting Away

raincoaster — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 05:56:15 +0000

Behold the “glories” of Romanian model and poor liar Ioana Spangenberg, who claims she eats three big meals a day. I remember when Marie Osmond was boasting of a “natural” twenty inch waist” too; those were the days she was eating one apple a day and throwing it up, and she’s not five six. Nor, frankly, are many models who don’t work on fetish sites. Do your best/worst to the Human Skeleton in the comments, and points will be lost for obviousness for anyone who posts “eat a sammich.”

SAMMICH, girl. Dayum! Your elbow shouldn't be the widest part of your arm

BeyonceAYYYY!

raincoaster — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:35:51 +0000

beyonce beyond

We all have those pictures from high school that we hoped had been buried forever. And we find them posted to Facebook when our “friends” get into the prosecco. I’m sorry, Beyonce, we can no more let you live this down than we can these two. Acid wash isn’t for jeans; it’s for our eyeballs after we get a load of this outfit. Also, is that a wig from the House of Lisa Kudrow on your head?