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Dress you up!

I really, really didn’t want to link to Gawker again, but then they ran this:

Material Girls, ALWAYS in style

And, well, what could I do? This is a couple of cougars-dressed-as-lamb Madonna Wannabes for the launch of Madonna’s new clothing line today at … whatever: some store I can’t get to before it’s sold out of the damn stuff but it’s okay, I STILL HAVE MINE!

If it seems insane to you that young girls ever wanted to dress like that outside of laudanum-enhanced fever dreams, let me remind you:

  • back then, clothing was street art. It may sometimes have been bad art, but it was still art.
  • today, young girls dress like this.
  • also, it was fun. How fun? THIS fun:

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WhatEVER!

whatEVER, skort
via YoungManhattanite

This is a real thing: the Whatever Skort combines jorts with … topstitched gores. Perfect for the competitive tennis player who’s not quite ready to decide which side of the net to play on. Presumably to be worn with the Vibram Five Fingers of fug shoes and a top crocheted out of dog hair collected from sustainably-harvested dingos.

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That’s Pants links

Gwen Stefani is pants

You know, if Gwen Stefani had worn those back when she was still single, she’d still BE single. I mean, Diesel Jeans I know. Depends Jeans are something for which the world as we know it is not yet ready.

Johnny Depp’s awesome flashbacks (Lolebrity)

raincoaster’s emo moment (raincoaster)

That’s his “rainbow face” (Shoeblogs)

Home Depot turns me on (ManoloHome)

Hatch your own commie pinko! (ManoloFood)

World’s ugliest majorette (ManoloBig)

Are you diva enough for this? (ManoloBrides)

New Dad State of Mind (TeenyManolo)

Ebony and Ivory and PDA (AgentBedhead)

From the iPad of the Artist Formerly Known As Sane… (AmyGrindhouse)

…and by “paps” we mean photographers, you pervs! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Elle MacPherson is horny, leathery (CeleBitchy)

The quiff of death (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Oh my god, it’s contagious! (DListed)

Pot informs kettle of its noiritude (HaveUHeard)

World’s craziest grampa (INeedMyFix)

Kelsey Grammer vs Sigmund Freud (SeriouslyOMG)

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Ditto Head?

Beth Ditto, yo. Mere latex cannot contain the fabulousness

Beth Ditto is an avatar of universal fabulousness and as such is not confined by the constraints which bind ordinary mortals, true, but that’s still no excuse for going out in broad daylight done up like Batman’s Drag Alter Personality. This, my friends, is what your nightmares wear to the Prom, and they go home alone.

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Tangerine Tom Jones gossip links!

Just in case you’ve ever wondered what our ancestors saw in high-waisted pants, here’s Tom Jones to clarify, in eye-ripping orange.

and now, your gossip link roundup:

Why do they love Michael Jackson so much? (TrueSlant)

Celine and Cher stare into the past and the future (Lolebrity)

Secret Love (TheManolo)

Love animals? (ManoloHome)

Who loves School Food? (ManoloFood)

Love to hate this type (ManoloBrides)

Leg-loving men (ManoloMen)

Which celebrity dad do you love best? (TeenyManolo)

Love the model, hate the artist? (ManoloBig)

Pigs in love (raincoaster)

Shirley loves Kristen (AgentBedhead)

Whitney Port’s new look: Love it or Leave it? (AmyGrindhouse)

Love floats? (BusyBeeBlogger)

Worst Guy in the World finds Love (CeleBitchy)

Everybody loves Susan Boyle (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

We all love to watch Paris go down (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Give your heavy metal patriotism some love (CelebritySmack)

Granny will love this (CojoStyle)

Gerard Butler speaks out about his secret love (DailyStab)

Don’t you love a good Lilo fight? (DListed)

Amy Winehouse, slave to love (EvilBeet)

Karl Lagerfeld’s advice on love’s little side-effects (FakeKarl)

Betty White loves LeBron and Cleveland (GabbyBabble)

Britney LOVES her coffee (GoFugYourself)

Rihanna shows the Look of Love (HaveUHeard)

Somebody’s in love with Matt Damon (INeedMyFix)

Mel Gibson loves four letter words (IBBB)

Men love Marisa Miller (JustJared)

Sending our love to Back to the Future: Happy 25th! (Movieline)

Love among the Vampires (UKPopSugar)

Everybody loves Liza! (PopBytes)

Nobody loves Stephen Fry’s new look (SeriouslyOMG)

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Friday Caption Contest Results: SJP’s Headthing Edition

This one really got you guys going, and no wonder. Isabella Blow wore some crazy stuff in her time, but at least her crazy stuff was interesting or even beautiful as well. This? Well, let’s leave it to the winner to describe it best:

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 27: Sarah Jessica Parker attends the UK premiere of Sex And The City 2 at Odeon Leicester Square on May 27, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

Mr. Henry Says:
May 30th, 2010 at 10:47 am

The Nebula Galaxy appears to be exerting gravitational pull on a single, fading star.

Simultaneously cruel and elegant. And for Mr. Henry we have this beautiful, imaginary swag: the classic silk/cashmere turtleneck made popular by scientific sex god Carl Sagan! May you live long, and prosper well enough to buy them in every colour!

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Will Smith, Child Abuser

Will and Willow

Honestly, if your parents really loved you, would they let you go out in THAT?

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James Brolin’s heart of gold

Singer Barbra Streisand and hubby James Brolin celebrate Memorial day with fellow A List celebrity friends in Malibu, Ca on May 31, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc

Isn’t it adorable, the caring, gentle way James Brolin guides a disoriented homeless senior past the deadly ranks of Malibu paparazzi?

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