Ayyyy!

Here are the answers to Monday’s Puzzle corner:
1. David Hasselhoff (released 15 albums, all pure gold)
2. Juliette Lewis (lead singer of Juliette Lewis & the Licks)
3. Jared Leto (lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars)
4. Jada Pinkett Smith (lead singer of Wicked Wisdom)
5. Minnie Driver (released 2 albums including Seastories in 2007)
6. Russell Crowe (lead singer of Ordinary Fear of God)
7. Billy Bob Thornton (released 5 albums including Beautiful Door in 2007)
8. Hugh Laurie (from The Band From TV)
9. Scarlett Johansson (debut album Anywhere I Lay My Head is released in May)
10. Steven Seagal (released 2 albums including Mojo Priest in 2006)

Congratulations to atari for a commendable 7 out of 10!  We kowtow to your mental superiority in the subject of actor-musicians.  Thanks for playing and join us again next week for a brand new Puzzle Corner *cheesy smile*! And now by popular demand, here are the Bacon Brothers for your listening pleasure.

This week we pull out our bazookas and invite you to play along to the theme of “Actors/Actresses who are also Musicians”. Hollywood star by day, moody soulful rocker by night – who are these musically inclined thespians?

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. Musical critiques are also welcome.

This week we pay homage to the Bard of Avon with the theme “Shakespeare in the movies.”  Your task is identify the movies below and prove yourself to be a mental Colossus that doth bestride the narrow world.

Answers to be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will wait in my dark cavern with a bubbling cauldron at the ready.

Lily Allen is a party girl again (PerezHilton)

Pete Doherty ate my lovechild (AgentBedhead)

Heath Ledger autopsy inconclusive (CelebritySmack)

Viggo Mortensen won’t cross a picket line for an Oscar (CelebWarship)

Lenny Kravitz is saving himself for marriage (GenosWorld)

Jude Law is smiling because…? (AllieIsWired)

Owen Wilson buys a bong (Dlisted)

Naomi Campbell is the Abominable Snow Bitch (Bossip)

Best Buy pimps out the late Heath Ledger (BWE)

Nicole Kidman, placenta hijacker! (Defamer)

Myspace Tom wants to do more than friend you! (HolyCandy)

Miley Cyrus debuts emo look (DailyStab)

Bill Clinton and Gina Gershon? (Gawker)

Britney is banned from the Grammys (Mollygood)

Scientology is marked for death (ImNotObsessed)

Bindi Irwin says Ayyyy! (Websters)

NYC is Disneyland? (CityRag)

50 most powerful celebrity babies (Defamer)

Don’t hassel the Hoff: he’s back in rehab! (CeleBitchy)

Prince Harry, prince of hearts (or certain organs, anyway) (Jezebel)

Adrian Grenier, volunteer, plus one (Websters)

No Wii for Paula Abdul! (Yeeeeah)

Katie Holmes shares Tom Cruise’s turn-ons. Travolta unavailable for comment? (Fox)

Toni Collette, still pregnant, sporting Spanish moss disguise (TheMeatScale)

Samantha Ronson makes Perez Hilton look good (PrettyBoring)

Jessica Simpson is big in Texas. Wow, so it’s true! (ASocialitesLife)

Jennifer Aniston uses hankie! (HollywoodRag)

ICANHAZINAPPROPRIATELOLZ? (BestWeekEver)

They tried to make her go to rehab and she said “Soon, soon, soon.” (Mollygood)

Bai Ling gets her picture taken with Santa (DListed)

The Beckham family rocks the Cobain family look (PopSugar)

Victoria shows off the new funbags (HollywoodTuna)

Graffiti holy grail found in NYC (CityRag)

Winona Ryder sex tape shocker (raincoaster)

VH1 makes ’em, breaks ’em. NEXT! (CelebritySmack)

Tori Amos tosses fit, cellphone chatters, mid-song (YouTube)

You stay classy, David Gest (HolyCandy)

You stay classy, Hugh Grant! (ImNotObsessed)

Britney’s sick. Big surprise there. (US)

Rosie O’Donnell, American Gladiator? (AgentBedhead) (does this deserve the Athletes tag?)

MANOLO: Mark, Jr. is crowning!

SPIRIT FINGERS: Don’t laugh, many a heavily pregnant karaoke singer has given birth while straining to hit those high notes.

PLUMCAKE: Ah, who are we to mock? When you’re in love the whole world’s your speculum.

(more…)

ScarJo is a total diva (DailyStab)

Paris is a lederhosen monkey (Agent Bedhead)

Prince is still the King of Fashion (Celebrity Smack!)

Jessica Simpson trashes the dress, drunk (I’m Not Obsessed)

America’s Next Hot Pornstar press conference (HolyCandy)

Saint Bob Geldof is Satan (CeleBitchy)

Rose McGowan knows Jennifer Grey’s pain (A Socialite’s Life)

Angie’s brood is a handful (Hollywood Offender)

Dan Rather’s lawsuit’s horoscope (Jossip)

Eartha Kitt’s still got it, still uses it effectively (Stereohyped)

Miss South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton and Donald Trump, together again for the first time (WorldNetDaily)

Courtney Love tore the dress off Kate Moss? (Hollywood Backwash)

Mary-Louise Parker’s new baby (EvilBeet)

Beyonce is back to black (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Happy Birthday Sophia Loren: older and hotter than us! (Mollygood)

You know, it’s not the most pleasant of chores, but you might want to be a bit more careful when changing your sanitary items.

(And guy down the back, I really don’t think this is a very visually appealing picture to be in).