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Matthew McConaughey is well-suited for mayhem

Matthew McConaughey is well-suited for mayhem

So! Many! Questions! Including:

  1. does it come with its own batteries?
  2. did he mug a Batman villain for the outfit?
  3. how stoned was HE when he picked this out?

Ladies and gentlemen, this suit is the reason the word “AYYYY!” exists.

 

Oh no, Sheryl Crow

Oh no, Sheryl Crow

Oh no, Sheryl Crow

Apparently recovering pop-rocker Sheryl Crow made an appearance over the weekend at the Academy of Country Music awards, modeling an ensemble from the Lingerie department of Sears, Roebuck circa 1974. The bustier says “lifts and separates, tucks and squeezes,” while the flowing pants say, “and then there’s Maude.” And the stylist says, “Hey, I had an alibi!”

Spot the Metaphor!

Phoebie Price + car crash = you tell me

Phoebie Price + car crash = you tell me

Really, I have to say that the dress is the worst wreck in that picture. It looks like she’s wearing a five-year-old’s best nightgown.

It’s a Konundrum

Kim K maternity pairs figure skate outfit

Kim K maternity pairs figure skate outfit

And as she shifts her gaze wistfully downward, past the figure skater at a funeral fashion disaster, Kim wonders, “Will I ever see my feet again?”

Twink Twerk

Former child star and current P!nk impersonator Miley Cyrus has jumped aboard the twerking bandwagon and the result is…well…

We suggest viewing this with the sound off, for Buster Keaton-esque levels of amusement. As we are a celebrity fashion blog and not a dance crit blog, we will confine our remarks to noting that if people can see your VPL through your onesie, you’re doing it wrong.

Not-OKCupid

Jared Leto for Hedi Slimane

Jared Leto for Hedi Slimane

Jared Leto (shown here posing for his profile shot) was very excited to hear that Gwyneth Paltrow was adding a dating site to her GOOP empire!

Pinkos

So THAT's what Reindeer Games are

So THAT’s what Reindeer Games are

Courtney Stodden, we have an early Christmas present for you: a trip in a time machine…Click onward to see the future.

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Kim Kardashian gets things backwards

Karashian baby belly

Karashian baby belly

Trust a Kardashian to get the most basic things wrong. You don’t pump gas in $500 open-toed heels, and you don’t carry the baby in your ass.

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