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Naomie Harris

Naomie Harris

Someone should rescue actress Naomi Harris from this designer disaster? She came to compete in the Women’s Free Skate, and the next thing you know, someone threw a mosquito net over her and transformed her into this transparent tent.

Nightmare Fuel Fashion

Hello Dollie

Hello Dollie

On the one hand, it’s great to see Docs back. On the other hand, THIS. Thanks, Alicia Auaa.

Lady Got Gaaaaaaaack!

Lady Gaga's back

Lady Gaga’s back

Someone should tell the not-so-little monster that she needs to go up to the B in pantyhose sizes now. That must feel very, very much like having to put on a two-hour song and dance show with a cheese wire between your legs.

But what does Sir Ian McKellen think?

With her recent launch of Body Revolution, guess she won’t be pricing out a tummy tuck any time soon.

Friday Caption Contest: Lady Goes Gaga Edition

You know what to do. Do it in the comments for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes.

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

The Cowl of Cthulhu at New York Fashion Week

The Cowl of Cthulhu

The Cowl of Cthulhu

Kudos to designer Asher Levine, who is not afraid to hint at who’s really behind the global fashion conspiracy. Cultists always have the best after parties. Just ask The Blonds!

Blond Jaws

Blond Jaws

Is that an Elder Sign in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Friday Caption Contest: Winona No No

Since our last caption contest apparently intimidated you all into silence, we thought this might work better: a possibly over-Botoxed and apparently alarmed Winona Ryder. Tell us in the captions just what it is that is terrifying this It Girl of 1994.

Winona No No

Winona No No

Ol’ Spidereyes is Back!

Ol Spidereyes is back

Ol Spidereyes is back

This is not exactly what the scientists meant back in the mid-20th Century when they talked about “harnessing the power of plastics.” PS if that bodice gets any tighter, we’re going to have a leakage situation under the right armpit, and that’s a HAZMAT cleanup if ever I saw one.

Friday caption contest: KISSimmons edition

You know what to do. Do it in the comments section.

Richard Simmons has had a makeover

Richard Simmons has had a makeover

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